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Christopher Bosch's avatar

We used to have Edward Murrow. Now we have Dana Bash and Maria Bartiroma.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

It makes me wonder how the Japanese, with their pervasive rape culture in manga and pornography, manage to keep this misogyny from being acted out in public more than it is? Maybe the ancient culture of shame keeps the more monstrous strains of fantasy out of the factual.

Mommadillo's avatar

Bash is what you get when “vapid” becomes a real boy.

Nae Kings!'s avatar

Fetterman looks more like he’s preparing to service my furnace than an elected representative attending a formal event.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. Has Dana been bashed in the head? Repeatedly?

Hank Napkin's avatar

If they cannot grasp the obvious how do they manage to find the bathroom?

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

We don’t need to change the laws, but we gotta lock up anyone who criticizes the president.

beb's avatar

nine times out of time, if there is a political shooting the shooter was MAGA. Put that in your pipe and smoke Ms Bash.

Suel J's avatar

Who's trump going to invite to his shiny, tacky ballroom that already isn't big enough? Putin and his new besties the Iranians?

Mavenmaven's avatar

Fetterman saying that opposition to the BS Ballroom is "TDS" should be final proof to our leadership that he's a fraud and that the voters were deceived.

mouthy fishwife's avatar

So I’ve done the train crossing at the border because I stupidly thought it would be more convenient than driving to Canada. This was pre-Trump, post 9/11. On our return back into the country, we were all required to get off the train and stand in a line while they walked in front of us with police dogs, and then we had to face the wall and repeat the process. We left all our belongings on the train when we went in to have our documents checked and they had the dogs go through all of our stuff then. After we were cleared to board the train, we had a two hour wait because there weren’t a lot of us and it didn't take long, but since trains have to run on time, we sat on a side track and were not allowed to use devices of any kind during that period. It sucked and I decided I was never doing that again. I can’t imagine how fun that would be every train ride, especially if they were looking for guns or weapons dogs can’t smell.

Bupkus231's avatar

Just the fact that Fetterman used the MAGA term "TDS" should disqualify him from any position within the government. In fact, it disqualifies him from the community of reasonable, rational people.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[seethes furiously]

Bought and paid for mic jockies rallying for this reprobate regime.

forestvillain's avatar

Has anyone bothered to check maxi-pad futures?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘴 “𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦” 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 “𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘨” 𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘴.

Get real! "The narrative" is all these people know. Everyfuckingthing to them is a "narrative." Information and facts don't matter; what matters is what story you try to sell, and whether you can make it stick.