We saw some hilarious reactions yesterday to the Patent Office’s decision to revoke the Washington Redskins trademark. (Note to #tcot: private citizens using the legal system to convince the Patent Office to revoke a trademark is not communism by any stretch of even the most fevered imaginations besides yours.) But by far the weirdest and most hilarious came from Wonkette favorite Dana Loesch, who nearly had a coronary ranting on Twitter about the decision. What exactly was the human-shaped puddle of monkey vomit so worked up about? Let’s ragesplore.
"Take a piece of America back, but who had it first? Hear the Indian curse. Robbed and stole so many, so much. It ain't funny...now who got 'em face on money."
I read on your Twitter that you'll be reading comments on-air as if Wonkette even allowed comments but I digress.
Anyhoo... Long time no talk since that little incident with your pal Pat Dollard, 'member that time when the brave patriot he is thought it would be a swell idea to shoot all the American Muslims dead in the streets? Yeah, good times. I mean who would have thought you'd have the balls (yeah, I said it) or decency to actually ya know, condemn his call for mass genocide? Thanks for the block by the way, I wear the badge of honor proudly.
Also too thanks for the click bait by mentioning @Wonkette. Many celebratory drinks will be purchased as we read the next installment of Dear Shit Fer Brains.
A white Democrat once rapped along to an unedited version of "Straight Outta Compton," so no Democrat is allowed to complain about racism ever again.
<em>Funny she hasn&rsquo;t cared about it before, since she also claims some Native American ancestry.</em>
I&#039;m surprised Chainsaw Dan Snyder didn&#039;t call her then. He&#039;s very good at finding <a href="http:\/\/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com\/2013\/06\/27\/defense-of-redskins-name-includes-fake-chief\/" target="_blank">Native Americans with &quot;sketchy&quot; ancestry claims</a>.
Mind you, the revocation doesn&#039;t mean that the team has lost its ability to defend its mark in state court. All this means is that if someone creates knockoffs with the Redskins logo, the federal government will decline to step in and protect the mark. Basically the kind of hands-offy states-rightsy behavior conservatives love.
Next thing you know, the feds will refuse to protct the fee speach rights of George Will when some newspaper cancels his syndicated column because he&#039;s an odious dick.
Hey, hey, hey!!! I&#039;ve already trademarked the phrase <i>human-shaped puddle of monkey vomit</i>, you white progressive pajama boys.</i></i>
&quot;Take a piece of America back, but who had it first? Hear the Indian curse. Robbed and stole so many, so much. It ain&#039;t funny...now who got &#039;em face on money.&quot;
-Public Enemy
Oh hey there Dana,
I read on your Twitter that you&#039;ll be reading comments on-air as if Wonkette even allowed comments but I digress.
Anyhoo... Long time no talk since that little incident with your pal Pat Dollard, &#039;member that time when the brave patriot he is thought it would be a swell idea to shoot all the American Muslims dead in the streets? Yeah, good times. I mean who would have thought you&#039;d have the balls (yeah, I said it) or decency to actually ya know, condemn his call for mass genocide? Thanks for the block by the way, I wear the badge of honor proudly.
Also too thanks for the click bait by mentioning @Wonkette. Many celebratory drinks will be purchased as we read the next installment of Dear Shit Fer Brains.
No love,
AOTK
I thought that was the name for the Twitchy sekrit chat cave.
I&#039;d vote for Barry Bamz (again) just to watch her head spin around three times before exploding.
How the fucking fuck did this turn into a &quot;Democrat&quot; issue?
And did you notice that decent jobs numbers came out today? Conspiracy!?!!11!
And the former baseball player and manager &#039;Whitey&#039; Herzog.
The players would, of course, be paid under the counter by some obscure non-profit organization.
A white Democrat once rapped along to an unedited version of &quot;Straight Outta Compton,&quot; so no Democrat is allowed to complain about racism ever again.
I see you hate potato salad, but were silent the time your mom made french fries.
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<em>Funny she hasn&rsquo;t cared about it before, since she also claims some Native American ancestry.</em>
I&#039;m surprised Chainsaw Dan Snyder didn&#039;t call her then. He&#039;s very good at finding <a href="http:\/\/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com\/2013\/06\/27\/defense-of-redskins-name-includes-fake-chief\/" target="_blank">Native Americans with &quot;sketchy&quot; ancestry claims</a>.
Mind you, the revocation doesn&#039;t mean that the team has lost its ability to defend its mark in state court. All this means is that if someone creates knockoffs with the Redskins logo, the federal government will decline to step in and protect the mark. Basically the kind of hands-offy states-rightsy behavior conservatives love.
Next thing you know, the feds will refuse to protct the fee speach rights of George Will when some newspaper cancels his syndicated column because he&#039;s an odious dick.
America is doomed.
Hey, hey, hey!!! I&#039;ve already trademarked the phrase <i>human-shaped puddle of monkey vomit</i>, you white progressive pajama boys.</i></i>