Move over, Mark Twain, because there's a new master of English-language political satire, and it is bespectacled she-troll Dana Loesch! It has been a while since Loesch graced us with her signature brand of satire. Thankfully, she is here with a new video to remind us all why conservatives suck at satire and why you avoided on-campus sketch comedy troupes when you were in college. Here's Dana's new video called "Jobs for Jihadis," it is very funny, and we think you will enjoy the film's high production values and smart writing. We will blockquote some of our favorite dialogue at you, because it is really clever.
IT is a violent world. Programs are "executed" (or "executable", which means they are on a sort of death row). Things "crash", "bomb", "die" or are "killed". And the older staff still manage to speak in all-caps: ABEND, JCL. Dangerous place.
So THAT'S what happened to Indiana. I was wondering what depressed the IQ average. A little of Miss Twit would go a long way in doing that. Don't stay on the front lines in Indiana too long, NotALiar. We can always use your war zone reports from another state.
Okay, I did peek. Nobody has mentioned the wedding ring on Loesch,s left hand.
I imagine her husband is all for this shtick. It must get her out of the house for hours at a time. Can you imagine having to listen that cornball humor 24/7/365?
No, I didn't watch it. Does it end with Mr. Jihadi threatening Dana with his beheading knife, but hey DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT as Dana whips out her trusty AR-15 and blows him away, and then drops trou...
Heavens to Murgatroyd! Such Shavian wit! My sides are aching!
Oh, wait, no they're not.
If right-wingers are going to rely on making fun of ethnic groups for their funny ha-ha's, they need to learn how to do it properly. Seth MacFarlane almost manages to do it, why can't conservatives?
If you did that in the stupidest-looking fake beard ever, it would be comedy gold.
IT is a violent world. Programs are "executed" (or "executable", which means they are on a sort of death row). Things "crash", "bomb", "die" or are "killed". And the older staff still manage to speak in all-caps: ABEND, JCL. Dangerous place.
I'm gonna take your word for it, Dan. If I watch, it may spoil an entire weekend for me. Plus the lead-in Friday.
So THAT'S what happened to Indiana. I was wondering what depressed the IQ average. A little of Miss Twit would go a long way in doing that. Don't stay on the front lines in Indiana too long, NotALiar. We can always use your war zone reports from another state.
Okay, I did peek. Nobody has mentioned the wedding ring on Loesch,s left hand.
I imagine her husband is all for this shtick. It must get her out of the house for hours at a time. Can you imagine having to listen that cornball humor 24/7/365?
No, I didn't watch it. Does it end with Mr. Jihadi threatening Dana with his beheading knife, but hey DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT as Dana whips out her trusty AR-15 and blows him away, and then drops trou...
SharIT Law Rulez!!
That was you? I was going to invite you to the sandworm races, but then Bridget Bardot insisted we go back to her place.
Heavens to Murgatroyd! Such Shavian wit! My sides are aching!
Oh, wait, no they're not.
If right-wingers are going to rely on making fun of ethnic groups for their funny ha-ha's, they need to learn how to do it properly. Seth MacFarlane almost manages to do it, why can't conservatives?
They can't do humor because they're so fucking mean spirited. And smug. Never funny. Stabby, but not funny.
Can you prove Dana and Victoria Jackson are not the same person?
The Venn diagram of Eisenhower Republicans and Reagan Republicans can be found at the center of the word "tool."
But what she really wants to do is direct.... foreign policy decisions.
I refuse to click on that video. Not for all the Paneer in Pakistan.
And in order to get to the good stuff you have to hack your way in.
Yes, like NA beer spiked with vinegar.