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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

If you did that in the stupidest-looking fake beard ever, it would be comedy gold.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

IT is a violent world. Programs are "executed" (or "executable", which means they are on a sort of death row). Things "crash", "bomb", "die" or are "killed". And the older staff still manage to speak in all-caps: ABEND, JCL. Dangerous place.

Ulricii's avatar

I'm gonna take your word for it, Dan. If I watch, it may spoil an entire weekend for me. Plus the lead-in Friday.

Ulricii's avatar

So THAT'S what happened to Indiana. I was wondering what depressed the IQ average. A little of Miss Twit would go a long way in doing that. Don't stay on the front lines in Indiana too long, NotALiar. We can always use your war zone reports from another state.

Ulricii's avatar

Okay, I did peek. Nobody has mentioned the wedding ring on Loesch,s left hand.

I imagine her husband is all for this shtick. It must get her out of the house for hours at a time. Can you imagine having to listen that cornball humor 24/7/365?

Vicious Babushka's avatar

No, I didn't watch it. Does it end with Mr. Jihadi threatening Dana with his beheading knife, but hey DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT as Dana whips out her trusty AR-15 and blows him away, and then drops trou...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That was you? I was going to invite you to the sandworm races, but then Bridget Bardot insisted we go back to her place.

valthemus's avatar

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Such Shavian wit! My sides are aching!

Oh, wait, no they're not.

If right-wingers are going to rely on making fun of ethnic groups for their funny ha-ha's, they need to learn how to do it properly. Seth MacFarlane almost manages to do it, why can't conservatives?

freakishlyterrified's avatar

They can't do humor because they're so fucking mean spirited. And smug. Never funny. Stabby, but not funny.

The Quirk's avatar

Can you prove Dana and Victoria Jackson are not the same person?

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

The Venn diagram of Eisenhower Republicans and Reagan Republicans can be found at the center of the word "tool."

onedrewthree's avatar

But what she really wants to do is direct.... foreign policy decisions.

thebeatgoeson's avatar

I refuse to click on that video. Not for all the Paneer in Pakistan.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And in order to get to the good stuff you have to hack your way in.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yes, like NA beer spiked with vinegar.