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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

My understanding is the gold plates are invisible. Just like Beck's intellect.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Is sober Karaoke even possible?

chascates's avatar

What the hell is that get-up Milbank is wearing? Is it snowing in DC? And how does Mormon Harry Reid figure into this conspiracy? In any event I'll try to run over any young white men in white shirts with ties I see carrying books along my neighborhood's streets.

Joshua Norton's avatar

For some reason I always thought Dana Milbank was a woman. Boy is my face red.

fuflans's avatar

american will never stand for being sober and uncaffeinated.

chascates's avatar

More on Cleon Skousen (I would kill to have that name!) who is apparently Beck's guru: <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/16/beck...">http://www.salon.com/news/f...

Can this cult be even more weird than Scientology?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You're probably right...but then I read somewhere that Mormons make up a significant part of the military's officer corps. Can't find the link.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

He's not a windtalker, Jack, he's a dickwhisperer.