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My understanding is the gold plates are invisible. Just like Beck's intellect.

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Is sober Karaoke even possible?

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What the hell is that get-up Milbank is wearing? Is it snowing in DC? And how does Mormon Harry Reid figure into this conspiracy? In any event I'll try to run over any young white men in white shirts with ties I see carrying books along my neighborhood's streets.

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For some reason I always thought Dana Milbank was a woman. Boy is my face red.

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american will never stand for being sober and uncaffeinated.

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More on Cleon Skousen (I would kill to have that name!) who is apparently Beck's guru: <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/f..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2009/09/16/beck...">http://www.salon.com/news/f...

Can this cult be even more weird than Scientology?

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You're probably right...but then I read somewhere that Mormons make up a significant part of the military's officer corps. Can't find the link.

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He's not a windtalker, Jack, he's a dickwhisperer.

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