We all know that Fox News is nothing but faux-outrage over Benghazi -- excuse us, BENGHAZI!111!!! -- 24/7, but their certainty that everyone else is just as pretend-mad is one of the weirdest parts of their obsession. Today, cap-sleeve-wearing thought jumble Dana Perino is super mad that Bamz is going to go talk so some meteorologists about climate change because haha there is no climate change and also too they should
Of course the meteorologists believe in climate change. It gives them many more chances to preempt other TV shows, and shout and scream that the viewers are all doomed unless they take cover NOW.
If you're a Truther, this probably doesn't so much prove that she's a reality-ignoring dipshit, but instead you see, she's being accurate, which PROVES THAT IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!1
&quot;I am asking you, my Current Producer of <i>The Five,</i> a position that <i>I gave you</i>, which you enjoy doing, yes?&quot;
&quot;I do, sir, very much, Mr. Ailes. We <i>both</i> know how much I enjoy it.&quot; (whispering) &quot;Do you need one right now? I can come up to your office..&quot;
&quot;NO!! Maybe you&#039;re not hearing me. I am simply asking &#039;how did her legs look?&#039; BECAUSE I DIDN&#039;T SEE THEM ONCE!!! FAIL ME AGAIN AND YOU ARE FIRED!!&quot;
I suppose the normal rube-issue statements -- MISTER PRESNIT, IT WAS COLD AT TIMES IN THE WINTER therefore Global Warming Haw Haw Haw -- probably wouldn&#039;t work with weather-people, who are college-smart and stuff.
Even the Internet&#039;s Stupidest&trade;, Jimhoft knows that Obama is immune to &quot;BIRFCERTIFICAKE!!&quot; and &quot;BILLAYERS!!&quot; and &quot;REVERENT JERMAWRIGHT!!&quot;
Instead, you must shout &quot;BENGHAZI.&quot; It&#039;s all that&#039;s left.
If the weathermen have to ask Barry about Benghazi, then Dana should be restricted to talking about the weather. She&#039;s got the safe-for-Gramps good looks and intellect of a teevee weather girl.
It&#039;d be better than having her talk about the Cuban missile crisis, which was news to her.
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Of course the meteorologists believe in climate change. It gives them many more chances to preempt other TV shows, and shout and scream that the viewers are all doomed unless they take cover NOW.
They&#039;ll stand in the smoldering rubble and be shocked, <i>shocked</i> because they never meant for things to get so out of hand.
Nope, first noun assumes facts not in evidence.
If you&#039;re a Truther, this probably doesn&#039;t so much prove that she&#039;s a reality-ignoring dipshit, but instead you see, she&#039;s being accurate, which PROVES THAT IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!1
How many Friedman Units can fit on the head of a Benghazi?
&quot;Sir?&quot;
&quot;I am asking you, my Current Producer of <i>The Five,</i> a position that <i>I gave you</i>, which you enjoy doing, yes?&quot;
&quot;I do, sir, very much, Mr. Ailes. We <i>both</i> know how much I enjoy it.&quot; (whispering) &quot;Do you need one right now? I can come up to your office..&quot;
&quot;NO!! Maybe you&#039;re not hearing me. I am simply asking &#039;how did her legs look?&#039; BECAUSE I DIDN&#039;T SEE THEM ONCE!!! FAIL ME AGAIN AND YOU ARE FIRED!!&quot;
What&#039;s all this I keep hearing about Ben Gazzara?
I suppose the normal rube-issue statements -- MISTER PRESNIT, IT WAS COLD AT TIMES IN THE WINTER therefore Global Warming Haw Haw Haw -- probably wouldn&#039;t work with weather-people, who are college-smart and stuff.
Even the Internet&#039;s Stupidest&trade;, Jimhoft knows that Obama is immune to &quot;BIRFCERTIFICAKE!!&quot; and &quot;BILLAYERS!!&quot; and &quot;REVERENT JERMAWRIGHT!!&quot;
Instead, you must shout &quot;BENGHAZI.&quot; It&#039;s all that&#039;s left.
But this time, this time it will work.
<i>It has to.</i>
How many attacks on American diplomatic sites were there when the president Perino worked for was in the White House? 12.
I remember hating Dubya - a lot, so I get that. Just not enough to go on the TeeVee and act like a mad dog raving loon.
These people really hate Obama, but I wonder how many of them hate the President for purely delusional reasons?
If the weathermen have to ask Barry about Benghazi, then Dana should be restricted to talking about the weather. She&#039;s got the safe-for-Gramps good looks and intellect of a teevee weather girl.
It&#039;d be better than having her talk about the Cuban missile crisis, which was news to her.