Yesterday our Glorious Leader Barack Obama (peace be upon him) took to the White House press room for a briefing with the inchoate brain stems that masquerade as the national media. We didn’t watch this because we have some pride and self-respect (also, we were drunk), but we understand that B. Barry Bamz first talked about the success of Obamacare, then mooned the Capitol before twisting CBS News correspondent Major Garrett’s head completely off his shoulders and shooting some hoops with it out on the White House basketball court.
" and I’m like, you know what?"
Oh, please, yes, do continue with your most professional and erudite commentary.
With such fantastic <i>oral skills</i>, it really is easy to see how you became the Press Secretary to the previous President and landed a job on Roger Ailes&#039; Glass Desk Leg-porium.
<blockquote>...twisting Fox News correspondent Major Garrett&rsquo;s head completely off his shoulders and shooting some hoops with it...Dana Perino, who if there is any justice in the universe will spend eternity in hell with a case of ass lice so itchy she&rsquo;ll beg Satan himself for a blowtorch to ease the agony.</blockquote> <i>Somebody </i>forgot to say &quot;with votes.&quot;
The nerve of president blackenstien,giving the Mutombo finger wag after blocking Garrets head and sayin in yo face bitch is so unbecoming a politican,but pure joy to watch
on the helipad, of course
&hellip;especially the empty ones.
&quot;Best&quot; intentions? These fearmongers?
Hi-larious.
...even as we realize that being a divisive, seditious jerk pays reak well.
Where do the Rove, Steele and Carville fit on this scale?
Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
&quot; and I&rsquo;m like, you know what?&quot;
Oh, please, yes, do continue with your most professional and erudite commentary.
With such fantastic <i>oral skills</i>, it really is easy to see how you became the Press Secretary to the previous President and landed a job on Roger Ailes&#039; Glass Desk Leg-porium.
52 tries.
<i>We&rsquo;re watching and I&rsquo;m like, you know what?</i>
dana you are like oh my god so right! gag me! that white house dude TOTALLY barfs me out.
as if.
Thanks, Ron.
So, I know this was alluded to previously, but &quot;Cuban Missile... what?&quot;
Seriously? Who the hell would want to run the risk, only to end up with a bad case of ass lice?
Dana must be under the mistaken impression that her opinion matters to anyone other than the terminally stupid.
<blockquote>...twisting Fox News correspondent Major Garrett&rsquo;s head completely off his shoulders and shooting some hoops with it...Dana Perino, who if there is any justice in the universe will spend eternity in hell with a case of ass lice so itchy she&rsquo;ll beg Satan himself for a blowtorch to ease the agony.</blockquote> <i>Somebody </i>forgot to say &quot;with votes.&quot;
The nerve of president blackenstien,giving the Mutombo finger wag after blocking Garrets head and sayin in yo face bitch is so unbecoming a politican,but pure joy to watch
It&#039;s not easy to be wrong on<i> every fucking thing,</i> but Ms Perino is definitely on that path.