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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Rudy Guiliani libelz!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When Mike's gone, I get all verklempt.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

They're still reeling from Rancid Pubis.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I have a friend who uses gravity as a swear word.

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phoenix00's avatar

I endorse playing Dark Souls PAST three in the morning.

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Joe T.'s avatar

As Dean Martin once said, you're never too drunk as long as you can lay on the floor without holding on.

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wavicles's avatar

You can go as far as your desires will take you.Anyone can grow up to be President. In fact we see that you can not grow up AND be President.

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Mintie's avatar

Murphy's Law: Challenge Accepted.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Not a good idea with a baby. Even worse when you... let's say, accidentally piss off the Giant Blacksmith and the only way to absolution involves a coitus-ton of souls and going through Shitcock and Fuckbag (more commonly known as Dragonslayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough).

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Alan's avatar

Alcohol makes people stupid.

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phoenix00's avatar

From your description I'm not sure what's worse.... babbys can get pretty bloody evil.

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Jim Smith's avatar

Dana Rohrabacher is the anti-neocon peace candidate for Sec of State. Don't be misinformed by propaganda blogs.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I only need a grandmother and a plastic gate to handle Hardly Jr., whereas Fuckface and Shitbreath force me to summon Solaire. They're the only boss fight where I need to summon someone.

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GunToting[Redacted]'s avatar

Crap, I even fucked up my own line. I generally call him "Angry Ned Flanders." And I never get credit for anything anyways...

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Doug Langley's avatar

Enjoy your new ambassadorship to China! I'm sure we'll be able to raise the ransom money.

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Doug Langley's avatar

She doesn't have a private email server, I should hope?

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