McDonald's was SECRETLY Halal for a day or two, which infuriated the Teabaggers because they paid for PIG-anus, goddamnit, not some disgusting Sharia meat. [ Creeping Sharia ] Science proves that Moses used miracle wind-power, just like Captain Planet, to part the Red Sea. [
While I was surprised to learn there is such a thing as Muslin Chicken, the real surprise is there is actually chicken in a Chicken McNuggett.
I saw a photo recently - looked like strawberry goup - and it was the chicken "meat" before being fried.
Everyday I come to Wonkette and learn something I never knew. Often to my regret, of course...