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hung on the petard of their own mandatory minimums.

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put them on the Iranian nukes inspection teams.

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Orange is the new black! can't believe I got there first

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Think of that poor fence they so brutally cut open and the walls, oh the walls. It took hours to clean off those peace signs.

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Except for different rules regarding religious observation, her life will not change very much.

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<alt text comment> My favorite Steve-Martin-inspired RPG is <i>Suck a Stool Into My Lungs</i>

Anyone? Anyone?

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Seymour Johnson AFB in Goldsboro NC exists for two reasons:

(1) to provide a home for aging "fighter" jets (under cute little individual shelters to protect them from Soviet Bear bombers) with all their attendant jerbs, and

(2) to provide a home for a minimum-security federal prison. As a result, the Air Force facilities have the best damn landscaping and cleanest public areas you could ever want to see.

It always comes down to pork. That's why that nuke plant Sister Megan shamed is still "operational." The good news is, she'll be able to get out and enjoy some fresh air every day on her way to clean the offices of the Cold Warriors. Maybe she'll change some minds when she gets to chatting.

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