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I am all behind the LESBIAN DORITO EUCHARIST! go Big Gretch 5eva!!

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JFC they're weird.

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This is the craziest, mixed up-iest thing I've ever read about nominally normal people.

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"You have the Dorito, which symbolizes the body of Christ, broken for you and covered in nacho cheese dust."

Actually, I see the nacho cheese dusted Dorito as the Eucharist received when taking Communion before the Pyrite laminated Porcelain Alter at the front of the Church of the Fulvous Flatulence.

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"valid if Republicans weren’t all 85-year-old white supremacist dorks at heart, and weren’t so out of touch with all people under 70"

I propose a simple acronym to describe these fine folk: WORMs -- White Old RINO Men.

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"But now, all the comments everywhere the video is posted are full of the same whinyass motherfuckin’ loser conservative Christians whinyass motherfuckin’ whining"

The clitoris has ~8000 nerve endings, but it's no where near being as sensitive as these pseudo-Christian asshats (they wouldn't recognize one of the Christ's parables or teachings if it was attached to a brick that just hit them right between the eyes).

fnord

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I'll agree to use your acronym, as I detest WORMS. Well done you.

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Raymond Arroyo looks like the frothy offspring of Peewee Herman and Rick Santorum.

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Clearly none of these right wing nut jobs have been to church in a few decades. Priests hand you the Eucharist these days, you need to put it in your own mouth.

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Wiccan Dorito Cult's best song is Nachos On Flame (with Votes)

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You'd be surprised at how many of us liberal Catholics barely notice much to take offence at.

This would not be on the radar of anyone except the Latin Mass groupies.

I just take offence at all those evangelicals who say we are all going to hell (except for them of course).

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should not even be on their radar. It's a tik tock thing, isn't even lampooning the mass

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how many of these michigander grippers are west michigan dutch protestants (or their allies) who hate catholics more than they hate even muslins?

& conversely, isn't colbert just about the most catholic celebrity going? if he's down with it, it seems alright.

anyway, here's a song from michigan's own tesco vee:

https://youtu.be/Pvbb-DqrGZA?si=fMxVUlfdqaYCdItK

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Colbert was fed a pizza slice, which was awfully big to be a Communion wafer, unless Jesus has put on a lot of weight lately

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Remember when Republicans used to get all bent about flag burning? I thought that was a ridiculous non-issue back then, but free speech vs honoring your country’s flag seems like a civil policy debate compared to this lunacy.

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Lesbian Dorito Eucharist would be a great name for an all Drag King Zither Mariachi Ministry Mash Up Cover Band!

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I would have to sue, it is the name of my synchronized swim team, and has been for years.

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truly, a nachofriendly group.

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Lesbian Eucharist Doritos is my all accordion salsa Led Zeppelin cover power trio.

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As a former catlick, I can say with certainty:

Drag queen olympic art == last supper, and it's FABULOUS!

Big Gretch lesbian doritos != eucharist, tho it IS super weird. But not maga weird, bc no one is trying to make ME kneel on the floor and eat those nasty things. So carry on, Michigan.

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The nod at the end of the vid really makes it. It's like "yeah, I just did that!"

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They arrogantly assume that everyone else ALSO thinks everything's about them and their religion. Not so. Many people don't care a rat's scrawny bottom what they think or how they do religion. Surprise!

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Fine, if the lesbians want the regular doritos, then the bisexies claim the cool ranch doritos.

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Original Cheetos or nothing.

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pansexual transmen are all about chili cheese fritos.

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Whenever something makes conservatives feel tingly in their "private place" they are compelled to lash out against it to mask their "ungodly" desires. Me thinks they doth protest too much.

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