"You have the Dorito, which symbolizes the body of Christ, broken for you and covered in nacho cheese dust."
Actually, I see the nacho cheese dusted Dorito as the Eucharist received when taking Communion before the Pyrite laminated Porcelain Alter at the front of the Church of the Fulvous Flatulence.
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"valid if Republicans weren’t all 85-year-old white supremacist dorks at heart, and weren’t so out of touch with all people under 70"
I propose a simple acronym to describe these fine folk: WORMs -- White Old RINO Men.
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"But now, all the comments everywhere the video is posted are full of the same whinyass motherfuckin’ loser conservative Christians whinyass motherfuckin’ whining"
The clitoris has ~8000 nerve endings, but it's no where near being as sensitive as these pseudo-Christian asshats (they wouldn't recognize one of the Christ's parables or teachings if it was attached to a brick that just hit them right between the eyes).
Clearly none of these right wing nut jobs have been to church in a few decades. Priests hand you the Eucharist these days, you need to put it in your own mouth.
Remember when Republicans used to get all bent about flag burning? I thought that was a ridiculous non-issue back then, but free speech vs honoring your country’s flag seems like a civil policy debate compared to this lunacy.
Drag queen olympic art == last supper, and it's FABULOUS!
Big Gretch lesbian doritos != eucharist, tho it IS super weird. But not maga weird, bc no one is trying to make ME kneel on the floor and eat those nasty things. So carry on, Michigan.
They arrogantly assume that everyone else ALSO thinks everything's about them and their religion. Not so. Many people don't care a rat's scrawny bottom what they think or how they do religion. Surprise!
Whenever something makes conservatives feel tingly in their "private place" they are compelled to lash out against it to mask their "ungodly" desires. Me thinks they doth protest too much.
I am all behind the LESBIAN DORITO EUCHARIST! go Big Gretch 5eva!!
JFC they're weird.
This is the craziest, mixed up-iest thing I've ever read about nominally normal people.
"You have the Dorito, which symbolizes the body of Christ, broken for you and covered in nacho cheese dust."
Actually, I see the nacho cheese dusted Dorito as the Eucharist received when taking Communion before the Pyrite laminated Porcelain Alter at the front of the Church of the Fulvous Flatulence.
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"valid if Republicans weren’t all 85-year-old white supremacist dorks at heart, and weren’t so out of touch with all people under 70"
I propose a simple acronym to describe these fine folk: WORMs -- White Old RINO Men.
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"But now, all the comments everywhere the video is posted are full of the same whinyass motherfuckin’ loser conservative Christians whinyass motherfuckin’ whining"
The clitoris has ~8000 nerve endings, but it's no where near being as sensitive as these pseudo-Christian asshats (they wouldn't recognize one of the Christ's parables or teachings if it was attached to a brick that just hit them right between the eyes).
fnord
I'll agree to use your acronym, as I detest WORMS. Well done you.
Raymond Arroyo looks like the frothy offspring of Peewee Herman and Rick Santorum.
Clearly none of these right wing nut jobs have been to church in a few decades. Priests hand you the Eucharist these days, you need to put it in your own mouth.
Wiccan Dorito Cult's best song is Nachos On Flame (with Votes)
You'd be surprised at how many of us liberal Catholics barely notice much to take offence at.
This would not be on the radar of anyone except the Latin Mass groupies.
I just take offence at all those evangelicals who say we are all going to hell (except for them of course).
should not even be on their radar. It's a tik tock thing, isn't even lampooning the mass
how many of these michigander grippers are west michigan dutch protestants (or their allies) who hate catholics more than they hate even muslins?
& conversely, isn't colbert just about the most catholic celebrity going? if he's down with it, it seems alright.
anyway, here's a song from michigan's own tesco vee:
https://youtu.be/Pvbb-DqrGZA?si=fMxVUlfdqaYCdItK
Colbert was fed a pizza slice, which was awfully big to be a Communion wafer, unless Jesus has put on a lot of weight lately
Remember when Republicans used to get all bent about flag burning? I thought that was a ridiculous non-issue back then, but free speech vs honoring your country’s flag seems like a civil policy debate compared to this lunacy.
Lesbian Dorito Eucharist would be a great name for an all Drag King Zither Mariachi Ministry Mash Up Cover Band!
I would have to sue, it is the name of my synchronized swim team, and has been for years.
truly, a nachofriendly group.
Lesbian Eucharist Doritos is my all accordion salsa Led Zeppelin cover power trio.
As a former catlick, I can say with certainty:
Drag queen olympic art == last supper, and it's FABULOUS!
Big Gretch lesbian doritos != eucharist, tho it IS super weird. But not maga weird, bc no one is trying to make ME kneel on the floor and eat those nasty things. So carry on, Michigan.
The nod at the end of the vid really makes it. It's like "yeah, I just did that!"
They arrogantly assume that everyone else ALSO thinks everything's about them and their religion. Not so. Many people don't care a rat's scrawny bottom what they think or how they do religion. Surprise!
Fine, if the lesbians want the regular doritos, then the bisexies claim the cool ranch doritos.
Original Cheetos or nothing.
pansexual transmen are all about chili cheese fritos.
Whenever something makes conservatives feel tingly in their "private place" they are compelled to lash out against it to mask their "ungodly" desires. Me thinks they doth protest too much.