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Menotsure's avatar

I kind of like the idea that the male penguins take such a large role in caring for the young.

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Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

I do, too!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

The Penguin wears a feathery tuxedo which if you think about it is pretty neat-o

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Parakeetist's avatar

Penguins are wonderful!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You *would* say that 😉

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northern point's avatar

i watched 'march of the penguins' and it did not tell what i wanted to know: penguin walking speed is 0.5 mph

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Parakeetist's avatar

Oooh

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Sleepmonger's avatar

Speaking of Humbolt penguins, here is the story of Grape-kun, the Humbolt that fell in love with an anime character and became an international sensation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qogo3ucAyIU

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Penguins are fascinating creatures...

Once a teacher explained 𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘳 to me thusly:

"I say "Good Morning!", you say "No hashish for penguins!"

Just like that, I'm out of penguin stories

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Angryoldman's avatar

Two penguins sitting on an ice floe. One says, "And what makes you think I'm not wearing a tuxedo?"

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Internet Personae's avatar

I’m still traumatized over Steve the Penguin on the Nat Geo thing (he was what the French call ‘les Incompétents’) and like Rudolf the flock Kept leaving him behind -

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Tom Gorsuch's avatar

Penguins are so sensitive to me. Lyle Lovett.

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JustPixelz's avatar

I've always been fond of penguins in a spirit animal kinda way. I got a LEGO penguin for Christmas.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Aren't those ELVES amazing?

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Memorializing penguins in LEGO...

Future archeologists will be puzzled and delighted!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Lots of good Penguin videos on the Instagram.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

The Old Demon was having a most unhappy day in court. He was muttering “This is not America. Not America. This is not America.”

So now you know how it feels, you demon.

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reynard61's avatar

Re: Dollar General overcharges:

Family Dollar does this too, although not necessarily to the extent that DG does. Remember, poverty is expensive!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

The false advertising in this irks me (it was at the bottom of one of the linkies in Tabs)

https://substack.com/profile/155718265-grannysknitting/note/c-48026529?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpkzd

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Alternative Dog's avatar

What kind of plastic bag? Doesn't matter so long as it can sustain heat of around 212 degrees F (100C). One can also boil water over a flame in a paper cup.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

The IRS employee's name was "Littlejohn"???!!!

Did law enforcement ever catch the ringleader, one Robin Hood?

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Sister Artemis's avatar

"The WHO is trying to plan for a hypothetical unknown future pandemic...."

Is there NOTHING Pete Townsend won't lend his creativity to?

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

That sentence really had me dazzled too. Now am kinda let down about it.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Don't worry, the kids are alright

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marcus816's avatar

I don’t disagree with your opinion completely, but “some” is doing some heavy lifting here.

HOWEVER, what you and I are expressing here are opinions and are open to debate; vaccines, on the other hand, are science and are factually proven by scientific method. Five yard penalty for “false equivalency” argument.

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RogationDays's avatar

Seriously…WTF “ProPublica reported in 2021 on a trove of tax-return data about the wealthiest Americans. It found the 25 richest people legally pay a smaller share of their income in taxes than many ordinary workers do.

"And the human impact of Defendant's crimes is enormous," prosecutors wrote. "Many victims have come forward, expressing anger and embarrassment about the exposure of their personal financial information. Worse, it appears that the harm may continue indefinitely" because stories continue to be published.” The HUMAN IMPACT ON BILLIONAIRES???? WTF my head is exploding that they would even write that…

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Seriously…WTF “ProPublica reported in 2021 on a trove of tax-return data about the wealthiest Americans. It found the 25 richest people legally pay a smaller share of their income in taxes than many ordinary workers do.

"And the human impact of Defendant's crimes is enormous," prosecutors wrote. "Many victims have come forward, expressing anger and embarrassment about the exposure of their personal financial information. Worse, it appears that the harm may continue indefinitely" because stories continue to be published.” The HUMAN IMPACT ON BILLIONAIRES???? Fuck them with a rusty crow bar and then we will talk about human impact.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

From the USA Today article about the tax return leaker:

""And the human impact of Defendant's crimes is enormous," prosecutors wrote. "Many victims have come forward, expressing anger and embarrassment about the exposure of their personal financial information. Worse, it appears that the harm may continue indefinitely" because stories continue to be published."

TBH, only people who care are the prosecutors and the rich assholes who got their financials leaked....

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Shire Jansen's avatar

This is who should have been appointed to the board in Oklahoma instead, a true educator and lovely human being, vote 💙.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2023/04/25/national-teacher-year-Rebecka-Peterson/2911682389760/

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Antifa Commander's avatar

On his Infowars show, Alex Jones claimed that Disease X was a “virus scare power grab” by entities that he claimed “want control of our bodies.”

Huh. Jones lives in Texas. I wonder if he’s aware of any local “entities” that “want control of our bodies.”

Oh, sorry, not *his* lovely body, so not a concern.

ETA: Also, I love that Russell Brand is now just dismissed as “conspiracy theorist Russell Brand,” one more of many.

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plecop's avatar

OTOH, I might tune in to Brand if he promises to demonstrate the correct way to use rectal UV light…

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Russell sounds positively unhinged in that video clip.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Your Movie Night reminder. This Saturday we are watching 𝐌𝐚𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐱: 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐚𝐝, you will have the option of watching the original(color) or the Black and Chrome version(B/W.)

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-jan-27-mad-max?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Furry Road? Is that the one where the whole world is turned into a litter box?

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ziggywiggy's avatar

Yes!

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carovee's avatar

Great, now I'm stroking out (re: Libs of TikTok). Why do republicans hate their own states so very much? I mean, you can get plenty rich without completely destroying the place. ETA: So the story links to a press release posted on Twitter. Which ... Gah! I don't even know if this is even real. I assume HuffPo verified this but maybe not. I don't know. I weep for the future.

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Randy Bender's avatar

Because there's gazillions of dollars to be made at the top of business and politics in destroying America, rather than building it up.

The financial incentives and rewards in America are perverse and completely fucked up.

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carovee's avatar

Politico has an interview (cletus safari) that is both sad and terrifying. I know its only one guy but it does give a vivid example of someone who is working off of a combination of general distrust, gut feelings, and conservative propaganda.

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