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When I saw the painting of Tony Blair, I thought that it could equally have been Prince Andrew.

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Was Jenna the one who bragged about her clit ring at parties, or was that the other one. I just want adjust my masturbation accordingly...

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Winston Churchill?

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Bob Ross?

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we just tossed them from the bike, except for a tiny amount of special cases. Never had too much problems with the dogs, I was usually able to befriend them and the few who wouldn't come around learned the lesson of a well aimed Sunday paper

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Dumbya became a failed world leader before he was a failed artist. I spy a pattern.

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I don't miss him yet.

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If only Barbara Bush hadn't spent her pregnancy with George, drunk.

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It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for

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By adorable, you mean creepy...?

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Well, Jeb's waiting.

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How about George painting some pictures of paraplegic or quadriplegic Iraqi vets in their wheelchairs? Or maybe a family scene: the wife and children left behind after a career NCO who pulled 6 tours in Iraq got all PTSDed and committed suicide. How about a slice of life of the waiting rooms at any VA facility, filled not just with the remaining WWII, Korea, and Vietnam vets with lifelong physical remembers of military service but now overburdened with the young men and women who were victims of IEDs or sexual assault? Waiting for the treatment that will be overdue and poorly funded, but in the case of the new patients are all the result of this new talented artist. It's typical Dubya would paint the famous he met due to his high office and perhaps he'll branch out to paint his old buddies like Ken Lay of Enron. But the traumas his actions visited upon tens of thousands of our military veterans should burn into his eyes like a Hieronymus Bosch painting. Every time he tries to sleep he should immediately see the scarred, misshapen faces and bodies of those who did their duty to 'find the weapons of mass destruction' and make damn sure Poppy has more respect for his little boy. I despise George W. Bush with the intensity of ten thousands suns. Hitler was a much better painter.

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I'll give him this: He uses color. His political party just wants to paint the world white.

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I guess painting is better than starting wars over some imaginary bullshit.

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It makes you wonder who is clearing the brush at the ranch now.

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Same as not good.

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