Hey, everybody, Darrell Issa has apologized for cutting off Elijah Cummings's mic at that hearing the other day, so please move on, nothing left to see, all is well. OK, all but the part where, on the very same day, Issa went on Fox News to tell Megyn Kelly that Cummings had thrown a "hissy fit" and that his anger at being denied the chance to speak was nothing more than a "pre-staged event" -- we'd love to know why he thinks Cummings knew in advance that he'd be a dick, actually. Ha-ha, that is a joke because it is Darrell Issa after all!
The fact that Darrell Issa is head of the House Oversight Comittee is yet another sign that the Republicans never had any intention of getting anything done.
<i>I did things according to the rules</i>
It&rsquo;s easy to declare yourself the winner of the fight when your metric is how bloody you&#039;ve made your opponent&rsquo;s knuckles.
Issa: &quot;So Elijah, no hard feelings?&quot; Cummings: &quot;Sure,&quot; *right cross to Issa&#039;s jaw* &quot;No hard feelings.&quot;
Well, no one&#039;s throwing rotten vegetables at the Speaker or starting fistfights on the floor...so I guess that&#039;s decorum under the circumstances.
&quot;I was sticking to a script&quot;
Did the Academy snub you AGAIN?! And to think you do all your pyrotechnical stunts yourself!
Issa takes dickishness to a whole new level:Ultra Mega Super Mendacious Shit bird Dick .
The fact that Darrell Issa is head of the House Oversight Comittee is yet another sign that the Republicans never had any intention of getting anything done.
<i>I did things according to the rules</i>
It&rsquo;s easy to declare yourself the winner of the fight when your metric is how bloody you&#039;ve made your opponent&rsquo;s knuckles.
If my being a dick offended anyone, I apologize.
If only the Dems could retake the House, Elijah Cummings could start an investigation into California arson events.
New low, meet Darryl Issa. Darryl Issa, meet new low.
This is how the conversation goes in my head:
Issa: &quot;So Elijah, no hard feelings?&quot; Cummings: &quot;Sure,&quot; *right cross to Issa&#039;s jaw* &quot;No hard feelings.&quot;
Ah, so what you&#039;re saying is that Issa&#039;s psychology is based on Projection, just like other Cylons?
That explains so much its barely even a joke.
Well, no one&#039;s throwing rotten vegetables at the Speaker or starting fistfights on the floor...so I guess that&#039;s decorum under the circumstances.