If you woke up this morning and thought that there was a foul odor wafting through the universe, your senses were not deceiving you. Cosmic skidmark Darrell Issa (R-CA) is back in the news. This time it’s about his lawsuit against Attorney General Eric Holder and the whole Fast & Furious thingy. Apparently, Issa is acutely perturbed that his TWO-YEAR OLD lawsuit is hitting some roadblocks, per
Reminiscent of lawmakers (usually Republicans) that are all law-and-order about any kind of drug use until their precious offspring get caught red-handed.
The perirectal abscess better known as Issa was just lanced by a judge who has seen that no amount of medication will ever bring it to a head so it can drain itself of the pus that fills it
...I remember back when I was 19 and worked at Best Buy and whenever the store was closing for the night you would get some A$$hole that shows up 30 minutes after the doors are locked begging(and eventually getting pissed off) to get in and buy USB cable. Sorry Mr. Issa, closed means <strong>CLOSED</strong>!!!
&quot;things HE deems important&quot; I like this idea. You know how on your taxes, there&#039;s that box for if you want to contribute to the Presidential Campaign Fund? We should have a whole bunch of boxes to choose what to spend our taxes on. Roads and bridges? Bombing brown people? Food for hungry people? Subsidies for Exxon? You decide, it&#039;s democracy, bitches.
Government shutdowns are like a box of chocolates. You never know .... WAIT! That&#039;s wrong. If you&#039;re Darrell Issa and you run the Government Reform Committee, it&#039;s your JOB to know what you&#039;re going to get.
Reminiscent of lawmakers (usually Republicans) that are all law-and-order about any kind of drug use until their precious offspring get caught red-handed.
The perirectal abscess better known as Issa was just lanced by a judge who has seen that no amount of medication will ever bring it to a head so it can drain itself of the pus that fills it
However, mysteriously Judge Berman&#039;s car alarm failed...
He&#039;s a <strike>raving</strike> <u>paid</u> anti-vaccine <strike>nutter</strike> <u>mercenary</u>!
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Empty chair debate, a Clint Eastwood speciality...
Darrell is in the same general level of rich as the Kochs.
Oh [No] SNAP! [dollars for you]
Another one of those activist judges!
Couldn&#039;t Issa offer to self-fund with arson and car theft proceeds?
Issa still think he&#039;s an asshole.
...I remember back when I was 19 and worked at Best Buy and whenever the store was closing for the night you would get some A$$hole that shows up 30 minutes after the doors are locked begging(and eventually getting pissed off) to get in and buy USB cable. Sorry Mr. Issa, closed means <strong>CLOSED</strong>!!!
&quot;things HE deems important&quot; I like this idea. You know how on your taxes, there&#039;s that box for if you want to contribute to the Presidential Campaign Fund? We should have a whole bunch of boxes to choose what to spend our taxes on. Roads and bridges? Bombing brown people? Food for hungry people? Subsidies for Exxon? You decide, it&#039;s democracy, bitches.
Government shutdowns are like a box of chocolates. You never know .... WAIT! That&#039;s wrong. If you&#039;re Darrell Issa and you run the Government Reform Committee, it&#039;s your JOB to know what you&#039;re going to get.