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I don't know why Issa is interested in the parks, given that his side of the aisle is a zoo.

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Not too fast but plenty furious.

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Issa knows a little bout burning shit down so since the parks didnt burn down with no one tending them just means we dont need no one tendin them ever again,see Obammy is a jobs killer, inpeach him for wastin monezz for the times he had people tendin the parks afore this life saving shutdown which we gots to give the republicans credit for. See we won after all

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This times a bazillion.

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Memo to Republitards: I just signed up for Obamacare - the one part of the government that you forgot to shut down, because karma. It works, bitches.

On the other hand, I live in a socialist Sharia blue state not run by obstructionist morans, so it doesn't count, amirite?

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I know this is repetitious, but fuck, Darrell Issa asshole.

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The monkeys stand for honesty, Giraffes are insincere, And the elephants are kindly but They're dumb. Orangutans are skeptical Of changes in their cages, And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries, Antelopes are missionaries, Pigeons plot in secrecy, And hamsters turn on frequently. What a gas!

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Dear Mr. Issa, May I suggest a different hobby like stamp collecting or bunny humping? Investigations for the fun of it just can’t be that exciting and I have a problem with my Hard Earned Tax Dollars™ supporting your hobby (fetish).

MG

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...an "anonymous quote" is still better than "sources say"!

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Hey Issa. I've got a semi-anonymous quote for you: "Louis Gohmert knew about Benghazi in advance but didn't tell anyone so Obama would look bad."

Here's another: "Ted Cruz went on TV and lied to the American people about Obamacare. Who wrote his talking points?"

INVESTIGATE IF YOU DARE!

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As Issa's attention turns to more-and-more trivial matters, we can look ahead to the day he investigates the choice of polish used on the dais of his hearing room. The American people deserve an answer!

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