It's been an exciting week for Afghanistan, the reality teevee show where farty military brass compete to see who can cook up the most death and despair using only three ingredients. Our latest contestant, "Dave Petraeus," has an ambitious plan to send an additional 2,000 NATO soldiers to Afghanistan -- probably because he hates them and wishes them ill.
...don&#039;t you think <strong>WAR</strong>rio would&#039;ve been more appropriate?!
<i>&quot;at least 750 personnel to serve as trainers for Afghan forces&quot;</i>
Even Madrassa H.S. doesn&#039;t take this long. Let&#039;s just grade on a curve and graduate &#039;em already.
Is this Surge III or Surge IV? I&#039;ve lost track. Are Roman Numerals OK?