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He writes with no hands. One is stroking his chin thoughtfully. The other is stacking golden coins absentmindedly.

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Just a suggestion...if you're tired of David Fuckin' Brooks, ya might wanna tryhttp://driftglass.blogspot.com.He's as tired of DFB as you are.

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"And yet reactions to the narratives have been determined almost entirely by partisan affiliation."

Yes, David. Republicans have self-selected into a group of vicious, toxic, slobbering assholes who laugh at people who have been sexually violated and raise the criminals who perpetrate these acts to the highest offices in the land. The rest of us, i.e. human beings, find that, and your goddamn both-sides-do-it line, to be abhorrent drivel. Go. Fuck. Your. Self.

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Enamel? Hardcore, man

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Mob rule my ass. You call the loyal opposition "mob rule," and you get away with it. NYT and WaPo dutifully repeat it, without analysis. Boom! You got yourself a meme, and it sticks like glue. Is there a countdown clock for American democracy? Tick-tock. The MSM will be looking on with avid interest. Yeah, it's a little breathless, sorry.

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I'll do that if you promise to call Brett 'Sir Knavenough, Knight of the Perjurious Piehole'.

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Sick'n'tired of false equivalencies. Way I see it: Piss off a lib, you won't get invited to that wine-tasting; rub a RWNJ the wrong way and the lives of your children are threatened. (See, they're just the same!)

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That man can WRITE! He could get hired at Cliff Notes if he wanted to.

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It is apparent that Brooks was following another broadcast during the actual hearings. Period. Naturally, he claims there are those who can attest he was tuned to Ford-Kavanagh, but we have neither the time nor the inclination to speak with them.

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Dick gummies are a thing?!?

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Wait a minute -- your salary has dropped nearly $14,000 between the post you made here and the one on the previous thread. Why, it's almost as if you're a bot that plugs in a random number for the amount of scratch you can make with your scheme!

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So who died and made Brooks tone police?

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Well, at least he didn’t embarrass any poors by trying to take them to a fancy restaurant like The Cheesecake Factory.

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Brooks still supports the puppy raper's compromise, of course.

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Glad to see Shuck Toad getting ratioed fucking hard on Twitter. Good, dumb pig.

(Ratioed: Roughly speaking, if more people are "talking" about your tweet that liking it, it means you suck and people want to let you know that.)

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