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Bruce Levy's avatar

Bobo Brooks is f*****g worthless. How is he still drawing a paycheck...anywhere?

SophieTylenol's avatar

Brooks can have a warm glass of shut the hell up.

SophieTylenol's avatar

The world doesn’t deserve Ashley Feinberg.

HermitSongs's avatar

Ah, thank you. I was trying to remember where that quotation was from upthread.

Zyxomma's avatar

Oh, David, go ask that new wife of yours to suck your ass or something. Anything to shut you up.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That could put a whole new gloss on the song Pennies from Heaven.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That's the alt-center.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I doubt that many of the Proud Boys were raised on gourmet coffee and yoga pants.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

With the catastrophic Trump Depression just around the corner, who's going to buy a bakery?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Are paczki sandwiches that the Common Man can't pronounce.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

That is his ex-wife.

He now has an alt-wife.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Wear yoga pants? Then you are the problem." - David Brooks, probably

kermit's avatar

Those two assertions typically go together, yeah.

Ask any Southern Baptist preacher. Or Catholic priest, or Mormon elder(?), or Ultra-orthodox rabbi, or...

LarksAndBunnies's avatar

It's Dostoyevsky, Notes from the Underground.