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Nightflyer's avatar

His insatiable womanizing scares his target females off.Anyway, his acolytes have this culture of entitlement. They THINK they should automatically get girls who look like Morgan Fairchild in her prime, based simply on their genetic profile.

Nightflyer's avatar

My father heard that a lot growing up in Alabama. It really angered him when he got older, seeing how hypocritical it was.

Nightflyer's avatar

Yes, but Dick Cheney is standing by as the greeter, as "Family Guy" observed once...

bisynaptic's avatar

robbing them and raping "the" women? not "their" women? jeezus, have the white people lost control of their women already?

handyhippie65's avatar

plus, it's on fire. his dumpster is always on fire.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

You have to applaud them on their ability to speak shit gossip about people while sounding like they are just caring and concerned too, like, "I have a prayer request for so and so" and when asked why(of course why is asked) out the gossip comes, "Oh you haven`t heard, ermagerd blah blah".

HooverVilles's avatar

2nd paragraph - THIS!!!!!!

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I'm not sure if this calls for *golf clap* or *bent knee adoration*. Guess I'll just upvote...

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Frank Zappa always gets an upvote!

It'sWhitneyBitch's avatar

Yankees think "bless your heart" is the worst thing southerner can say, but it ain't.

True Southerners build passive aggressive insults like a boyscout fire.

My mama says "she's had a hard life" when she's really being hateful.

Like "well, she couldn't help but be a whore. Her mama was one too. You know no one knows who her daddy is. Bless her heart. She's had a hard life. We should pray for her."

Cat Cafe's avatar

Why is it the "White Supremacists" are so very, very far away from being any kind of "supreme"? They're not even "good."

HellhathnofuryDemme's avatar

What is wrong with his face?Bad face lift?Botox accident?

folderol's avatar

David Duke is being outbred? Hard to imagine why, with his tasteful sartorial preferences and all.

handyhippie65's avatar

i have had more white people do evil to me(stabbed, shot at, robbed, cheated on, and lots of general violence) than any persons of color. this individual is totally insane, and should be institutionalized immediately.