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Tina Mouse's avatar

I again suggest a high level vomit emoji because sad weak poop is practically a compliment.

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mailman27's avatar

It's the "and whatnot" that really ties the whole thing together.

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Smirking Ape's avatar

I'm glad I don't know him. I'd be too tempted to walk up to him and, without saying a word, knee him so hard in the groin that he could taste his balls, and then give him a sharp elbow to the back the head as he doubled over.

"Hey, asshole! I survived severe child abuse, and grew up to be a prosperous, tax-paying, job-creating citizen. But if somebody doesn't pull me away from you and right now, you might not survive today."

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QuestionCat's avatar

Shouldn't he be on trial in South Carolina?

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Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

Thanks, started it on Twitter, but that's such a S-hole now, I deactivated and only Discus now.

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albabe's avatar

I hate being reminded I live in a world with Psychotic Sociopaths like this asshole.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

It is fucking crazy to be fervently against abortion but fine with actual children dying preventable deaths. I mean, being fine with children dying by itself is fucking insane, but wouldn't allowing women to choose to get an abortion be a greater "benefit to society" in his extremely fucked up worldview?

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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

Whenever someone says something awful in passive voice ie “It’s been argued that…” they know what they are saying is awful and want to put it out there without actually having to take responsibility for it. Gross, I hope his own children, if he has any, learn what he said.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

In Idaho, they take that right to starve your child as freedom of religion (because of their "sincerely held religious beliefs").

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

I have the feeling these guys would read A Modest Proposal, and not recognize the satire.

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Sunnyinwyoming's avatar

Obviously that whole censuring thing is working, he’s clearly learning from his mistakes.

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Enbastet's avatar

So it is an infringement on a parent's rights to make them supply food to a born child but not an infringement on their rights to make them supply in utero sustenance to an unborn child through the continuance of a pregnancy?

Even in the purely economic terms they prefer, this makes no sense because someone who is pregnant will have to spend more on food to avoid starvation because of their increased caloric expenditure to support the fetus - "eating for two" costs more just as paying to feed a baby does.

Either I just haz confuzed or they just haz cynical misogyny...

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Phried Ω 🇺🇦 Путин, иди на хуй's avatar

"libertarian society" oxymoron?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

thats disgusting

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Surely, Eastman has got a very bright future in the Republican Party.

AND HOW; seriously, this guy checks all the seditious asshole loon boxes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

(Also, he’s married with two daughters [shudders] so somebody should prolly call CPS.)

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Mahousu's avatar

Not so sure people want that trip to Anchorage.https://www.facebook.com/wa...

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