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shocktreatment's avatar

Tell me about it...

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Mondoshawan's avatar

Take away twitler's ILLEGALLY OBTAINED SUPPORT NETWORK on the Supreme Court, then look into treason. Seems more productive this way.

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Rex Thorne's avatar

Isn't this lunatic the guy that Conservatives were trying to draft as a slightly less insane alternative to old-man Trump?

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Rex Thorne's avatar

It reminds me of the move Shock Treatment. I do not appreciate being reminded of that movie.

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HermitSongs's avatar

Anyone else baffled and kinda grossed out by the phrase “public hygiene”?

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

I do vote my values; bodily autonomy and privacy.

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lurch394's avatar

You need to blame Uncle Bill, then. He signed French's checks.

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BouncyFlyer's avatar

The language is -just- like that of some unrepentant Steinista ex-friends of mine. Scratch a Bernie-or-Buster, reveal a MAGAt.

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Signy86's avatar

I think of it as the lead pipe disagreement. If your stance is that you should be allowed to bash in my kneecaps with a lead pipe, and my stance is that no, you bloody well should *not* be allowed to do so, deciding that you'll only shatter one of my kneecaps and maybe an elbow is not actually a good compromise. And I am not unreasonable for not agreeing to it... but it will certainly be spun that way in the news. And I'll come off as the bad guy, the obstructionist who can't be worked with or made to listen to reason.

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Akat's avatar

I love Bob Menendez, because he does do great things for NJ, and also women. I wish I had still been privileged enough to be able to afford to live in NJ and get to vote for him. Instead I can’t even stomach thinking about the senator that my husband guilted me into voting for today (hold your nose, this is not time for a protest vote, says the non-vagina-haver). Can someone please primary Bob fucking Casey next time around? My husband told me if I was going to complain, I should run. I said I would end up telling too many people to go fuck themselves (especially considering Pennsyltuckey). My husband is coming across as kind of a dick in this little story. Though not nearly as much as this asshole Evan is talking about.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

He wouldn't let Sissy stay out late that one time she wanted to, so she could do her boyfriend. I was seriously into Sissy.

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lurch394's avatar

Needz moar fuckz. Otherwise excellent.

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lurch394's avatar

And whither the purity bronies?

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lurch394's avatar

He already isn't.

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lurch394's avatar

Oh, come now! What's there to hate about old Seb?

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H0mer0's avatar

that's my S.O.'s patronus

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