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MonkeyMotion's avatar

If Corporations are people, then Corporations that pay people who suck $4M to quit are fkg idiots.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I've seen dancing. I've worked with dancing. Dancing was a good friend of mine. What this shitmuffin did with Karl Effing Rove was no dancing.

Ikimizi's avatar

I was hoping it would be Amy Goodman.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Aren't all queefs in French? Or do they just sound like it?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Nope. Who the hell gets up on a Sunday morning at that unholy hour? In the fall I have to set my alarm so that I can get up at 1 pm to watch the early afternoon gridiron sportsball game.

Joshua Norton's avatar

This good news for John McCain since his consistently wrong opinions will still be welcome.

Press the Meat doesn't have a lousy Host problem as much as it has a lousy guest problem.

Ikimizi's avatar

Some people suck. Some people suck for money. But getting paid $4 million to stop sucking doesn't suck.

PubOption's avatar

All his vacuum cleaner could snort, as I recall.

PubOption's avatar

As it was for the CEO's, so shall it be for TV presenters.

Fartknocker's avatar

Watch ESPN hire him for curling matches and sail boat races.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The problem with Gregory is that he is not a blond and he doesn’t have big boobs*

*Fox News Human Resource Department

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, for $4 million smackers I'll declare I wasn't worthy to lick the boots my employer wore.

But now we get "Meet The Press" - with 200% more "horse race" coverage!

Lot_49's avatar

Journalism's <a href="http:\/\/www.newrepublic.com\/article\/114099\/luke-russert-why-does-young-washington-dislike-him#" target="_blank">dude-bro</a>-in-<strike>chief</strike>-waiting.

And if anyone needs to mark the point at which <i>The New Republic</i> jumped the shark, the linked article is an excellent candidate.