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MonkeyMotion's avatar

If Corporations are people, then Corporations that pay people who suck $4M to quit are fkg idiots.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I've seen dancing. I've worked with dancing. Dancing was a good friend of mine. What this shitmuffin did with Karl Effing Rove was no dancing.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I was hoping it would be Amy Goodman.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Aren't all queefs in French? Or do they just sound like it?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Nope. Who the hell gets up on a Sunday morning at that unholy hour? In the fall I have to set my alarm so that I can get up at 1 pm to watch the early afternoon gridiron sportsball game.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

This good news for John McCain since his consistently wrong opinions will still be welcome.

Press the Meat doesn't have a lousy Host problem as much as it has a lousy guest problem.

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Ikimizi's avatar

Some people suck. Some people suck for money. But getting paid $4 million to stop sucking doesn't suck.

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PubOption's avatar

All his vacuum cleaner could snort, as I recall.

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PubOption's avatar

As it was for the CEO's, so shall it be for TV presenters.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Watch ESPN hire him for curling matches and sail boat races.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The problem with Gregory is that he is not a blond and he doesn’t have big boobs*

*Fox News Human Resource Department

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, for $4 million smackers I'll declare I wasn't worthy to lick the boots my employer wore.

But now we get "Meet The Press" - with 200% more "horse race" coverage!

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Lot_49's avatar

Journalism's <a href="http:\/\/www.newrepublic.com\/article\/114099\/luke-russert-why-does-young-washington-dislike-him#" target="_blank">dude-bro</a>-in-<strike>chief</strike>-waiting.

And if anyone needs to mark the point at which <i>The New Republic</i> jumped the shark, the linked article is an excellent candidate.

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