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Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

I've been thinking kinda obsessively about Suzuki's "units of survival" for awhile now. My husband and I moved to London a couple of years ago - a combo of "I have wanted to live in London since I was 15" and "maybe the heating won't be as bad in the UK" - and WHOOOOOOO BOY was I wrong about that last part. It was 35C in Kew Gardens yesterday. That broke the last record (set last year) by 2 degrees Celsius (don't quote me, but it was BAD, y'all).

Whatever the climate's gonna bring us, I think the only safe bet is that it will be worse than we think.

https://climaterevolutionnow.substack.com/p/units-of-survival-it-will-be-so-much

The Mighty Ox's avatar

David Suzuki, the world's smartest Canadian! Best regards, science explainer guy!

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist

Andy Borowitz

May 25, 2026

https://borowitzreport.substack.com/p/trump-honors-those-who-helped-others-3ef

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

I suppose in a way it's still a message of Hope, it's just saying forget being able to rely on the institution of the nation-state as you have for the last 500 years, instead rely on family, friends and neighbors as you have for the last 10,000.

This guy has been an influential thinker. I don't know if what he's saying is been reported here with the nuance necessary to understand what he was really trying to say.

But if it is more than 50% despair, then it doesn't sound like him. But if for some reason he's tipped over into despair, that doesn't change the fact that fatal resignation is a one-time act of living suicide while hope is a daily, or even moment-to-moment life-sustaining practice.

I choose hope.

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Garden Grove chemical tank no longer threat for catastrophic explosion, officials say

An all-night operation confirmed a crack in the tank in relieving atmosphere and pressure, OC fire officials say

https://www.ocregister.com/2026/05/25/garden-grove-chemical-tank-no-longer-threat-for-catastrophic-explosion-officials-say/

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Thank God for metal fatigue.

It's good to know that in this era when one cannot trust engineering or science, one cannot trust public policy or administration, when one cannot trust basic Civic institutions, we can rely on the laws of physics to be unchanging.

Metal fatigue, for the win.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

A very polite tank.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Off to sell my brains, like a common Math Harlot.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

I explained the origin of MC 900 Ft. Jesus' name to a younger friend, and they ended up going down a rabbit hole of weirdass evangelical superstar grifters and how ridiculous some aspects of the 80's were.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

$20, same as the total cost of a trip downtown when riding train A at a rate or $1.25 per mile for the first 2/3s of the trip, and then train B which is $100 per mile.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

I regret that I have but a single updoot &c.

M-X's avatar

Is it....... normal, to be mad at a body part? Am I crazy?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Bell's palsy did that. I've never really liked looking at myself in the mirror, and having half my face droop wasn't helping. Eventually I just thought it was funny.

M-X's avatar

Had a friend who eventually had the same reaction. What the hell else can a person do?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Life goes on. Vertigo sucked, though. I was stumbling around like Liza Minelli in Arrested Development. LOL

SterWonk's avatar

Depends? I've certainly been mad at my toe right after stubbing it, for example.

But being angry at a healthy body part... ehhh. And persistently? 😬

M-X's avatar

LOL, not healthy or well-functioning at the moment. My IT band in left leg is highly annoyed and has put me on the injured list. All week, no improvement. Fed up!!

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Dealing with IT is a pain, and I'm saying that as a techie. :P

TerseNurse's avatar

totally normal to be mad at that. happens to me all the freaking time,

Remember, injuries always always always take us longer than we think they should to recover from. My rule of thumb, when I was young and spry, was whatever amount of time I thought was a reasonable recovery period plus two-three weeks.

M-X's avatar
May 25Edited

Arrrggghh. Husb-House-Medic is off to get crutches, morosely, resentfully, as he is far more suited to being a guitar professor, as in, lacking empathy and selfish, but whatever. Mine have gone missing.

Does this mean I have to be a lot more careful? I guess so. I guess so. >:(

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Sometimes just parking your behind for a minute helps. I know. Just try it. Read a book or listen to some music. Something like that.

M-X's avatar

That's what I do most of the time besides work out! I read for hours a day. It's a week now. I'm still not sure what the hell I did to cause this.

Mad Ophelia's avatar

My brain has apparently decided the best way to deal with being torn between doing more chores before it gets hot again or finally letting myself make some art is to sit here doing neither and feel guilty about both. At this point, I should probably just flip a coin or something.

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Scheduled myself a half shift today at the hospital - actually to give structure to the day and time off later this week. ALSO did it because sometimes 3 day weekends do me in - Sunday scaries get me sometimes - but MONDAY SCARIES on a three day weekend can be worse for me. AND I’m exhausted from my work and when I don’t do one thing on the third day (let’s just say I am a DEM IN DISARRAY) - - - - I go into a negative spiral. Instead I have made salads for lunches for the week.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

While you are important to all of us, just once a day, tell yourself: I'm not that important. It'll help! None of us have a real clue about why we are alive or what we're really supposed to do. We haven't known since we crawled up on land. Hell, since we first started splitting cells. Something urges us strongly to continue, but what the hell is it?....

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

So they had the "Enhanced Games" in Vegas. There was big prize money up for grabs. Turns out PEDs don't help you win if you're just not that good to start with. The 100 meter race winner and the 50 meter backstroke winner were competing "clean" and they won the big cash.

https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/enhance-games-beef-steroid-free-22275118.php

Pexas Teat's avatar

For years, I've thought that a Doping Olympics might be pretty interesting. How much weight can a person lift before their muscles pull their bones apart?

Turns out, the doping Olympics aren't that interesting and the level of competition doesn't seem to have gotten much of a boost.

Russell Jones's avatar

lol

Some dumbasses read about PEDs in big-time sports and dream of going from schlub to world-class athlete in 90 days or less. Apparently, no one loved those dumbasses enough to sit them down, show them a photo of Elon "Jews! Will Not! Replace Us!" Musk shirtless and tell them, "This is what happens when you take PEDs and can't be bothered to work out."

If you're already a world-class athlete, by virtue of genetics, a spectacular work ethic, and the good fortune to have access to top-notch coaching and equipment, PEDs might - MIGHT - make the difference between consistent top ten or top twenty finishes and winding up on the medal podium from time to time. Ain't gonna help dumbass schlub at all.

M-X's avatar

Bingo. Also, it's just cheating!!!

M-X's avatar

HA.

HA. HA. HA!!

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

CBS, the Bari Weiss show: "Iran says obstacles remain, but acknowledges deal taking shape with U.S."

BBC: "Deal with US not imminent, Iran says"

Who to believe ...

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Why can't we have reporters and news journalists like the BBC? You know, the ones who ask pithy sarcastic questions and followups....

Daniel's avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/willbunch.bsky.social/post/3mmomdrt3vk2m

Please read noted thought politicer Frank Luntz on the subject.

PrimerGray's avatar

Not imminent...

So somewhere in the time frame of 47 years.

GiggleSnort's avatar

Trump is damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't. Re-opening the Strait would calm the markets some, and likely make some dent in The Affordability issue. But the ayatollahs would still be running the country, and likely still be sitting on their store of enriched uranium. That does not sound like total victory.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I'd insist on a trade. No nuclear weapons for Iran if Israel would give up theirs. I think a deal could be made...

Mavenmaven's avatar

Like Bibi showed, simply unleashing "maximum lethality" is not the winning strategy they thought it would be, in this day and age.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The other is military action which would anger pretty much EVERYONE in the US.

RRJKR's avatar

Or where to "C" "BS" news

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Yep, it's all out there. First nice day of projected ten nice days. I need my lawnmower back from repair guy!...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

TIL: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺—𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱’𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦, 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘥, 𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥.

https://transequality.org/news

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Hypothesis: trump doesn't care one diddle about transgender issues. He may not even know what transgender means. But he's intent on keeping his base to protect his sorry ass and he believes that this is an/the issue that will keep the fundamentalist evangelical godbotherers tethered to him.

As I have written before, we have a transgender granddaughter, and I loathe trump with the heat of a thousand furnaces for using this issue in this way. But that evangelical crowd who think they are the authority on all that is Christian also get my loathing.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

they don't care, either. It's just one more issue to fleece their sheep....

Rags's avatar

The Keyport naval museum had a very good exhibit about trans people in the submarine service. In the dumpster now, I'm sure