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It's nice to see David Vitter talking openly about his insatiable appetite for bordello diaper sexytime:
Republican Sen. David Vitter again acknowledged unspecified "serious sins" during a candidates forum Wednesday night but offered no new information on the prostitution scandal that broke in 2007 when he was linked to a Washington call girl ring run by the "D.C. Madam."
David Vitter Acknowledges Serious Diaper Sins
That bible verse about "First get rid of the log in your own eye" doesn't apply here, because his prostitute had specific rules about never letting him dook on her face.
I guess the advantage of having an affirmed whore scat enthusiast as your senator is that you at least know <i>one</i> thing that he can&#039;t be blackmailed with.
So, in the Bizarro world way that we find ourselves in, there is no fear that he could be compromised by someone publicly revealing such gross behavior. His poopstitutey past apparently makes him a stronger choice! If only all other senators would reveal their disgusting debauchery, then we could be sure they were all as upstanding and trustworthy as Vitter is.