An Oklahoma City man did a perfect imitation of Republican Senator David Vitter by pretending to be autistic and hiring babysitters to change his poopy diapers while he "became sexually aroused." Apparently you just put an ad on the Oklahoma version of Craigslist and say your "autistic son" needs a babysitter and then you just show up at their house in a diaper and the Oklahoma ladies are all, "Well okay, money's money ...."
Time was, Oklahoma was as trim and lean as Tennessee. Now look at 'em.
"Do you have change for a Grunny?" "Sorry man, all I have is a couple Wipes and a Deuce."
"I have so much shit to do this weekend"
well they don't have to worry about sharia in OK, so there's that.
Mark Anthony Richardson Sr. must be so proud.
Vitter's probably thinking "Why couldn't I have thought of that? "
Oh, what a beautiful movement Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'rything's poopin' my way.