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danteardenz's avatar

Vitter should now team up with fellow Louisiana Conservative Evangelical, " disgraced prostitute user " ,Reverend" Jimmy Swaggert, and develop a project with him .The GOP base would " luuuuuve it".

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JAWs's avatar

Now he'll have to get hookers from food banks!

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

John Bel moved Jindal out of the Governor's office and Vitter out of the Senate in one election.Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler!

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DantesE's avatar

vitter can market to those he knows all too well, the Professional Ladies.vitter narrator "Industrial strength Summer's Eve because only a douche this big (vitter picture here) can keep those lady parts clean."

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danteardenz's avatar

Please remember the Democrats where very happy to have these Southern Democrat rednecks in their Coalition from the Civil War to the Civil Rights movement !Neoconservative hero Wilson resegregated the Federal Government ,FDR vetoed a Federal Anti Lynching Law ,and it was not until 1948 that the Democrats had a Civil Rights stake in their national platform .The Republican always did .George Wallace kept the South artificially Democrat after 64.Goldwater attracted the deep Dixiecrats.It was not until the passing of older people,and the rise of the Evangelical crazies ,that the South totally realigned ,and remade the GOP into a total trash heap ,of nuts.

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danteardenz's avatar

Was his diapers filled with Santorum ?

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danteardenz's avatar

I suggest VP candidate. Did you know New Hampshire has s very unknown VP primary ? Nobody takes it seriously but cretin Jesse Helms was entered into it one time.Let's get Vitter in to embarrass the GOP !

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Metadude's avatar

The whole thing was just a shitstorm!

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Metadude's avatar

The poor little feller probably needs some Desitin.

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Metadude's avatar

So true, but most of us are just making poop jokes.

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Metadude's avatar

He really was a big-league shitter!

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Metadude's avatar

I would dress up in a fake beard and camos for a fraction of that. And I can talk redneck real good!

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Metadude's avatar

Indeed, it is the passing of a movement, er, era.

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sillyclucker's avatar

We are all incredibly talented. I'm seeing this as a rap video.

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richardgrabman's avatar

I'm not convinced of that. If people just don't vote at all, maybe it'll sink in that the party system (especially the two parties without a dime's worth of difference between them) are not representative of the people.

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richardgrabman's avatar

As was said about some of our Texas pols "Mostly on the side of the people." Y'all forget how radical some of the southern politicians were, and that Oklahoma was a hotbed of socialism back in the day.

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