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I guess I do have a mind. Of course, this automatically makes me a bad American/Patriot/Christian.

Fuckin' A right.

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Dude. I agree that regional managers are probably the first low-level exec (and I'd suspect there are 1,500 of them -- you don't give a low-ender more than six stores).

What I was trying to indicate was that even with the most generous possible definition of "exec", the incidence of execs is still no more than half a percent, which pretty well makes Walmart's position worthless.

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Please do this. How can I help?

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I don't know -- do DC residents pay local or state taxes?

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Sooo... the riot starts now, or in the morning?

For fuck's sake.

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This is a god send for all the white fuckyards down in Florida. Soon the outrage against the verdict will spill out into the streets (if it hasn't already) and every gun nut can go down to the protest and pop a few caps cuz he's feeling threatened.

Explain something to me...I don't own a weapon of any kind yet I seem to be less fearful that these gun fondlers. Why is that?

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Oh look...Florida has absolutely no sense of irony. <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57433184/fla-...">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301...

If you're white, it's all right...if you're brown, don't stand your ground.

Fuck you Florida.

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Are you fucking kidding me? 20 years for warning shots? Oh, wait- shooting while black.

FOR FUCKS SAKE. What is wrong with these people?

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<a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2013\/07\/13\/ann-coulter-george-zimmerman-verdict_n_3593018.html" target="_blank">This cunt</a>

<b>For. FUCKS. SAKE.</b>

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and women baby. we're coming for you texas.

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Whatever happened to the concept that with wealth comes responsibility?

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I keep waiting for conservatives to deal with this, but they got into bed with the dogs and now they're stuck with the fleas. Unfortunately so are we.

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Yes, you're right about that, totally. No need to fuck them; they are already thoroughly fucked.

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And the carbon footprint of manufacturing in China and shipping to the other side of the globe, rather than buying American. Yeah, I know: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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How quaint. You're new here, right?

(the oligarchs killed that along with the rest of the American dream)

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No, just having a wistful notion that perhaps it was still around somewhere...

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