If you're like us, you're not even registered here and you can't remember which candidate is which. One of them has the ad about walking down every street in the district, right? That guy's a liar. But whatever. Our extremely late Wonkette Endorsement goes to Clinton Portis. Write him in! It doesn't matter anyway, because of MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD! According to some email we just got, anyway:
DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!
DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!
DC MARYLAND PRIMARY ELECTION MADNESS!
If you're like us, you're not even registered here and you can't remember which candidate is which. One of them has the ad about walking down every street in the district, right? That guy's a liar. But whatever. Our extremely late Wonkette Endorsement goes to Clinton Portis. Write him in! It doesn't matter anyway, because of MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD! According to some email we just got, anyway: