D.C. Officials Pretend Fireworks Spectacular Is Terrorist Attack
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City officials have deemed that last night's test of a new city emergency evacuation system "went really well." Supposedly a "sobering nod to post-Sept. 11 reality," the test consisted of directing traffic outward following the fireworks display on the Mall. Somehow, we aren't comforted: Hey, people sure got out of the building fast during our 5PM fire drill! Seriously, we think the District has learned a valuable lesson -- emergency plans can go quite smoothly once you've eliminated all the screaming and running for your lives and whatnot that come with a real emergency.— WONKETTE
D.C. Officials Pretend Fireworks Spectacular Is Terrorist Attack
D.C. Officials Pretend Fireworks Spectacular…
D.C. Officials Pretend Fireworks Spectacular Is Terrorist Attack
City officials have deemed that last night's test of a new city emergency evacuation system "went really well." Supposedly a "sobering nod to post-Sept. 11 reality," the test consisted of directing traffic outward following the fireworks display on the Mall. Somehow, we aren't comforted: Hey, people sure got out of the building fast during our 5PM fire drill! Seriously, we think the District has learned a valuable lesson -- emergency plans can go quite smoothly once you've eliminated all the screaming and running for your lives and whatnot that come with a real emergency.— WONKETTE