Conservative teen pop star Ken Cuccinelli, Virginia's attorney general, is using the hot news about all those dead rats found everywhere in the cleaned-out Occupy DC encampment to bring up one of his biggest fears: That a recent federal law will end up dumping all of DC's many filthy rats into the Maryland and Virginia suburbs, killing everyone. Will it? All we can do now is pray that yes, it will.
I see a boon for the cheese and trap industry. Jobs!
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