EXCLUSIVE, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE (and the Associated Press). Wonkette has learned of a plot by proponents of DC statehood to achieve their goal through the use of poison against members of Congress and the newly inaugurated president next January. A domestic terrorist group calling itself "DC Water" announced the plan through
Could we turn "The Mormons Are Coming For Your Coffee" into a thing like "The Democrats Are Coming For Your Guns" only with more basis in reality?
Dihydrogen monoxide: oh the horror! That is such a pervasive group of molecules. We should alert API and ask the industry leaders to covert it to fuel for all of our liberal Prius driving friends.
Jim Inhofe will make sure that API will take full advantage of this revelation. I saw him last week at Lowe's picking up a new pair of knee pads since he spends so much time on his knees sucking BP and Chevron's collective cocks.
<blockquote>WATER IS LIFE</blockquote>
The Spice Melange libel!
Could we turn &quot;The Mormons Are Coming For Your Coffee&quot; into a thing like &quot;The Democrats Are Coming For Your Guns&quot; only with more basis in reality?
&quot; public water supply...&quot; Mittens will have Bain buy it up on his first day in office.
Dihydrogen monoxide: oh the horror! That is such a pervasive group of molecules. We should alert API and ask the industry leaders to covert it to fuel for all of our liberal Prius driving friends.
Jim Inhofe will make sure that API will take full advantage of this revelation. I saw him last week at Lowe&#039;s picking up a new pair of knee pads since he spends so much time on his knees sucking BP and Chevron&#039;s collective cocks.
Todd Akin (Mr Science) is scared of getting pregnant from drinking DC water.