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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>WATER IS LIFE</blockquote>

The Spice Melange libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Could we turn "The Mormons Are Coming For Your Coffee" into a thing like "The Democrats Are Coming For Your Guns" only with more basis in reality?

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PubOption's avatar

" public water supply..." Mittens will have Bain buy it up on his first day in office.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Dihydrogen monoxide: oh the horror! That is such a pervasive group of molecules. We should alert API and ask the industry leaders to covert it to fuel for all of our liberal Prius driving friends.

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Jim Inhofe will make sure that API will take full advantage of this revelation. I saw him last week at Lowe's picking up a new pair of knee pads since he spends so much time on his knees sucking BP and Chevron's collective cocks.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Todd Akin (Mr Science) is scared of getting pregnant from drinking DC water.

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