Hey, U.S. Americans, bring the whole family to your nation's capital, where you can look at memorials to dead white guys, check out Julia Child's kitchen at the Smithsonian, and maybe find a gun in the bathroom. Because that's a thing now, thanks to the Capitol Police:
You know who else was a Capitol Hill Police Officer (but allegedly never left his gun in the mens room): Chris Matthews. So, obviously, the entire CHPD are a bunch of Lie-beral pansies.
What I don't get is why these naked guns are left anywhere. What do these bozos do, carry them around in their hands all day? Stuff them down the waist of their pants? I could be way off on this, but I always assumed protection detail people would be issued some kind of holster. So, where are the fucking holsters? And why would you take a gun out of a holster to use a toilet? Okay, I can understand if it's to take a dump and you're wearing a hip holster, but... no, I still don't get it. And I'm spending way too much time and energy thinking about it.
Look, they're just doing their part to support DC residents' right to keep and bear arms by making sure there are guns scattered around town. You never when a good guy with a gun will need a spare at a moment's notice.
Where do they find ANYONE who is willing to take a bullet for John Boner?
"wide stance" gun care
Uhhhhhhhhyuuuuuup.
Pfft... chicks! Amirite?
Toujours Benghazi...
IIRC he cleaned other people's guns in the mens room
These guys aren't assigned to Boner to take a bullet for him... his protection detail is only there to keep him away from bars for his own good.
You know who else was a Capitol Hill Police Officer (but allegedly never left his gun in the mens room): Chris Matthews. So, obviously, the entire CHPD are a bunch of Lie-beral pansies.
ALL guns should look like that.
What I don't get is why these naked guns are left anywhere. What do these bozos do, carry them around in their hands all day? Stuff them down the waist of their pants? I could be way off on this, but I always assumed protection detail people would be issued some kind of holster. So, where are the fucking holsters? And why would you take a gun out of a holster to use a toilet? Okay, I can understand if it's to take a dump and you're wearing a hip holster, but... no, I still don't get it. And I'm spending way too much time and energy thinking about it.
Yes, yes you are. And in just that one paragraph, you've thought this through much more than the alleged professionals in question have, obviously.
recall that guy who's gun went BANG-BANG when he pulled up his pants at a Chick-fulla-hate?
Look, they're just doing their part to support DC residents' right to keep and bear arms by making sure there are guns scattered around town. You never when a good guy with a gun will need a spare at a moment's notice.
Glocksuckers.
Set squirtguns to SOAK, Mr. Sulu!
Chief Wiggum: "Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake."