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"My flag is racist? No, YOUR flag is racist!"

That's almost as good as "You say God doesn't exist? No, YOU don't exist!" line from that doofus that Jessica (Jenna? Jessa? Jabba?) Duggar was touting before she had to spend all of her time explaining that her brother fingering her was no big deal.

kindness's avatar

Pshaw. Palin has a much better view of Russia from her back porch.

kindness's avatar

You didn't get the memo. eh? Now it's all Hillary.

kindness's avatar

Yes but I bet you would run from some things.

Bears.Zombies.Lindsey Graham.

19th  ~ Unpresidented [sic] ~'s avatar

Son of a seabiscuit! If you have to bend logic that hard to conjure up a persecution then ::psst!:: you're not being persecuted.

minidriver's avatar

They would probably screw that up and send The B52s into Tennessee for a concert. Love Shack, Baby!

minidriver's avatar

and sharks. That way they can provide the labor for the shark-free oceans they want.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

This is like those connect the dots books I "used to" play with. If only I had the insight and ability to connect those dots in my mind ...like John "Don't call me Nick" Nolte...I'd know that the dots on the page with the Rainbow Flag on one side and the idiot who shot and killed those Marines on the other make a picture of Uncle Sam being throatcrammed by a giant Gay Penis.

It's all so easy once you know what to look for. If only I knew....if only I knew.

Estebe Rey's avatar

"never-nude pussy boy Ben Shapiro, who may or may not be Nolte’s “work wife,” ALLEGEDLY"

My very favorite thing about Evan's writing are his allegedlies.

WookieOnEndor's avatar

Their tin roof's...rusted!

WookieOnEndor's avatar

Reach out and touch, somebody's hand...

cessnadriver's avatar

At least Breitbart proved one thing in death:

Mossad now knows how to poison rentboy semen.

Gristle McThornbody's avatar

Oh, what the fuckity hell is this dimbulb going on about? Were the military personnel all wearing rainbow colored uniforms? Were they putting on a musical and all cross-dressed or in drag?

Dear shit fer brains - you can't equate a racist-piece-of-shit-confederate-flag-humper killing 9 black people to a devout Muslim killing 5 military personnel and blame it on the gays. The Muslim would have needed to target gay people, you imbecile. Jesus Christ, grow up and quit using tragedy to further your stupid, regressive, backwards, hateful world view.

Relativicus's avatar

While Nolte doesn't overtly say he supports what Abdulazeez did, Nolte does come as close to saying he understands why Abdulazeez might have done what he did without actually saying so. That's how far gone these folks are.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I'll break down the entire column in two sentences: HURR, HURR I'll try turn around everything you said about the Confederate flag by applying it el ghey's rainbow flags and oppressed bigots and blame them shootin's on that flag. That'll show you liberals, HURR HURR HURR!Predictable a-holes....