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There should be a Last Tango joke in there, but I can't think of it.

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I always liked Wack Off Warehouse.

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You're right! Hmmmm...can't think of one either though.

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Offered this morning without comment, Turnip shakes up his campaign:

"Stephen Bannon, a former banker who runs the influential conservative outlet Breitbart News and is known for his fiercely anti-establishment politics, has been named the Trump campaign’s chief executive. Kellyanne Conway, a veteran Republican pollster who has been close to Trump for years, will assume the role of campaign manager." (WaPo)

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LOL hat fucktards libtards are

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I'm pretty sure a lot of words don't mean what little cupcake Kiven thinks they mean.

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10 for content, but I have to dock a point for style - Trump was out the day they ran "Conjunction Junction"

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"Is this just math that you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?"

- M. Kelly.

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Edit in progress. Thank you for your support.

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Seemed to break apart into the usual insult laden rants after one punch. No staying power in today's trolls anymore. Sad.

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Of course if Hillary was defending the perps, she would use the old "well she was white and she had a bagina" defense like the good old days.

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In Donnie's heart, he knows New York loves him.

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