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Well, they <i>needed</i> the guns in order to scare off the plane piloted by their dad's crazy-ass cousin.

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I am disappoint. I <i>so</i> wanted the court transcript to end with:

<blockquote><b>Doug Llewelyn:</b> But despite everything, they were good people.</blockquote>

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Too much excavation equipment.

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No mumblety-peg or playing "chicken" with a cottonmouth?

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Well I ain't gonna work on Marky's farm no more!

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One of them had a court date with his ex-wife.

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Party of personal responsibility and family values eh?

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Yeah, of course you are right but if it gets him out of South Caroliina for 9 months of the year keep voting for him.

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fortunately those children will grow up to be well adjusted socially responsible adults who take the trauma of their childhood and turn it into a meaningful contribution.

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"...doubling up ... in his priest's rectory"

Is that what they're calling it now...?

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If ever there were grade schoolers who need bucket lists, it's Sanford's kids.

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This story seems to be sticking at the top of the page, and I don't see any sponsored content. Do citations pay in the world of journalism / blogging?

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Hopefully Mark Sanford's Bucket-Loader list doesn't intersect with their bucket list.

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Geez, people who call their home a "plantation"...

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Oops! Demons in the computer. Should be fixed now.

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Can any of these people form a proper freaking sentence? They all sound like $arah "Word Salad" Palin. I guess it's because they get into a sentence, realize how horrid it makes them sound, try to get out of it, and mangle the whole thing. Funny, though - they usually end up still sounding like sociopaths.

I realize this is not the most important issue about this story, but it's starting to get to me. Is it okay to start drinking before 3:00? It is the weekend.

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