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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, they <i>needed</i> the guns in order to scare off the plane piloted by their dad's crazy-ass cousin.

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I am disappoint. I <i>so</i> wanted the court transcript to end with:

<blockquote><b>Doug Llewelyn:</b> But despite everything, they were good people.</blockquote>

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Too much excavation equipment.

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No mumblety-peg or playing "chicken" with a cottonmouth?

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Well I ain't gonna work on Marky's farm no more!

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One of them had a court date with his ex-wife.

Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Party of personal responsibility and family values eh?

sbuster1's avatar

Yeah, of course you are right but if it gets him out of South Caroliina for 9 months of the year keep voting for him.

fuflans's avatar

fortunately those children will grow up to be well adjusted socially responsible adults who take the trauma of their childhood and turn it into a meaningful contribution.

jqheywood's avatar

"...doubling up ... in his priest's rectory"

Is that what they're calling it now...?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If ever there were grade schoolers who need bucket lists, it's Sanford's kids.

PubOption's avatar

This story seems to be sticking at the top of the page, and I don't see any sponsored content. Do citations pay in the world of journalism / blogging?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hopefully Mark Sanford's Bucket-Loader list doesn't intersect with their bucket list.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Geez, people who call their home a "plantation"...

Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Oops! Demons in the computer. Should be fixed now.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Can any of these people form a proper freaking sentence? They all sound like $arah "Word Salad" Palin. I guess it's because they get into a sentence, realize how horrid it makes them sound, try to get out of it, and mangle the whole thing. Funny, though - they usually end up still sounding like sociopaths.

I realize this is not the most important issue about this story, but it's starting to get to me. Is it okay to start drinking before 3:00? It is the weekend.