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Guns are typically a side dish or at most an appetizer. Strange as it seems, guns are kind of bland unless served as a side to this spicy entree.

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Fucking Palmetto Bugs. I've been away from Florida ffor 25 years and those things still give me nightmares. All of the horribleness of a regular roach, plus it flies. wtf?

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Me too... ancestry.com was an eye opener. I have to say that things vastly improved in my grandparents generation but prior to that... man... they sure did get around. They didn't seem to care much about being faithful or even getting divorced.

The RW always wax nostalgic for the good old days.

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The handwriting on the wall for me was the development boom of the 70s and 80s. When I was a kid, St. Pete Beach was a quaint, groovy place to hang out. By the time I left Florida in 1987, you couldn't see the beach from the road from all of the hotels and condos built right on the shore. Then, when the shore line was devoured, inland places where I used to fly model airplanes (while dodging rattlesnakes) soon be came infested with enormous condo/apartment complexes. Aside from my snarky recipe above, I think the thing that really ruined Florida was money. Developers and the lampreys that assist them become rich. Once they become rich they think they're important and that their opinion matters most. From there is one short crazy step to politics and viola! Florida in the 21st Century.

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as always, IOKIYAR

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meh, she likely used birth control herself during that period of her life so yeah, hypocritical also too

That being said though, you're right, there are much more legitimate things to slam the Wasilla grifter over than the fact that like most of us she was more sexually active when she was young

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Because he's dead?

Seriously, it does seem like a match made in .. well, wherever it is matches like that are made.

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Cali gets a lot hotter. I suspect it's the salt content of the humid air that really deserves the blame.

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And irresponsible not to speculate, too, also.

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Thankyew. The Elmira Gantry-style grifting is even more of a 'tell', IMO.

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They are defending the family and preserving the sanctity of marriage, you heathen scum.

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Hmm, or perhaps they resent her for being a manipulative bitch?

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Well, if you go by "Junior"....

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*Hugs MY Dad through the internerd, thanks Gawd I'm not related to the Youngs.*

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Necessary, not sufficient.

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Darn you.

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