Minnesota isn't all Lutherans, though if we're being honest, yeah, it's mostly Lutherans. Today, those sola scriptura Scandinavians scored a major victory in their long-running war with Minnesota's Roman Catholics (shut up, it was too a thing that was happening). The Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis is filing for bankruptcy, because it turns out that child sexual abuse cases
...so along with being &quot;Morally Bankrupt&quot; they are <strong> ACTUALLY</strong> bankrupt!
Lutheran on Catholic war turns ugly when The Holy Hand Grenades get tossed and the Kneeler Mines get hidden.
Maybe they should have a hot dish fundraiser?
Garrison Keillor owes the nation as well. Every time I&#039;m late to work and &quot;Writer&#039;s Almanac&quot; comes on I twitch violently for several days.
&quot;Become a priest, and give up sex forever.&quot; Who could have ever imagined that it could lead to such problems?
From what I&#039;ve read retired nuns and priests are living in dire poverty without proper care after their lifetime of servitude. And this diocese has how many fucking millions?
Really. Why do his producers let him do that? He reads poetry like someone who&#039;s never encountered verse before, or rather reads everything as if it were free verse. At the very least someone could inform him that line breaks are not punctuation.
So, no more PlayStations for the Altar Boys?
um, no. The American Lutheran Church has been ordaining women for decades. So does the ELCA. <i>maybe</i> the Wisconsin Synod doesn&#039;t? or one of the ultra conservative branches?
Yeah, the current presiding bishop of the ELCA (Lutherans don&#039;t do popes) is a woman. Plus, her husband is an Episcopal priest, so don&#039;t say Lutherans aren&#039;t ecumenical.
Beaux Arts was pretty gay right? They have gay weddings there, don&#039;t they?
Much less funny... *sigh*.