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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...so along with being "Morally Bankrupt" they are <strong> ACTUALLY</strong> bankrupt!

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schmannity's avatar

Lutheran on Catholic war turns ugly when The Holy Hand Grenades get tossed and the Kneeler Mines get hidden.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe they should have a hot dish fundraiser?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Garrison Keillor owes the nation as well. Every time I'm late to work and "Writer's Almanac" comes on I twitch violently for several days.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"Become a priest, and give up sex forever." Who could have ever imagined that it could lead to such problems?

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chascates's avatar

From what I've read retired nuns and priests are living in dire poverty without proper care after their lifetime of servitude. And this diocese has how many fucking millions?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Really. Why do his producers let him do that? He reads poetry like someone who's never encountered verse before, or rather reads everything as if it were free verse. At the very least someone could inform him that line breaks are not punctuation.

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diogenez's avatar

So, no more PlayStations for the Altar Boys?

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artem1s's avatar

um, no. The American Lutheran Church has been ordaining women for decades. So does the ELCA. <i>maybe</i> the Wisconsin Synod doesn't? or one of the ultra conservative branches?

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Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, the current presiding bishop of the ELCA (Lutherans don't do popes) is a woman. Plus, her husband is an Episcopal priest, so don't say Lutherans aren't ecumenical.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Beaux Arts was pretty gay right? They have gay weddings there, don't they?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Much less funny... *sigh*.

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