My Dearest Barry-Bear: I know you told me we could never speak of our love. I know I signed that confidentiality agreement when you ran for the Senate, and, yes, I remember the Secret Service's little "visits" to my luxurious penthouse apartment when you thought I might show up at the Inauguration. I know about the drones that follow me day and night.
You could buy a whole pile of crap, and sort of casually toss in the K-Y.
Then she yells out to her husband in the back of the store, "HOW MUCH IS THE K-Y?" "WHAT?" "THE K-Y LUBE!" (Waves it around over her head.) "HOW MUCH?"
I'm very sorry to read this. On Mother's Day we lost our beloved Bandit, a wonderful golden retriver (mostly - a little German shephard). He was an orphan we picked up from the mean streets of Oakland, and for seven years he lit up our life.
Flat out he was just the best dog in the world - all he ever wanted was to be loved and petted and walked and be part of our family. He was named Bandit because he made out like a bandit when we found him - and because he stole our hearts from the very first day.
It just broke our hearts when we had to put him to sleep...
hey you guys this is totally OT but you are all dear to me so i tell you anyway.
i came home today and found that my beautiful black and white gay (male) supermodel had left us. as he was technically supposed to have left us in about april of 2011 (and we lost his cage brother - my avatar - in 2008) this shouldn't have been a surprise. however, thru a happy combination of opiates, daily fluids and other assorted pharmacopoeia we had convinced ourselves that he was invincible.
in fact, he was merely determined to be The Most Svelte.
"A publication produced by Harvard law students in 1990 confirms Barack Obama wore a ring on his wedding-ring finger before he married Michelle in 1992."
Tomato, tomahto, law review, law revue. Because you always <i>wear</i> a ring when you want to <i>hide</i> it. See how he&#039;s hiding his left hand in the photo? And he took the ring off every time his left hand <i>was</i> photographed. EVERY TIME!!! More positive proof than this, could not be imagined!
I do hope Michelle gets to see this copy of WingNut Daily, because I like the thought of her dragging Bamz to bed with a big grin and &#039;forcing&#039; him to tell her all about it. (I think about this in a very respectful and abstract way, of course.)
Secretly married and wearing a ring ... two activities that always go well together.
I have to imagine people at WND sitting around, laughing hysterically and trying to top one another, wondering if there&#039;s <i>anything</i> they could <i>possibly</i> publish that would decrease sales to their brain-damaged readership.
Married to Elayne Boosler, one of the funniest women who ever lived. We saw her at The Punch Line in San Francisco, back in the day. She&#039;d come up from LA to try out her new act.
The crowd demanded an enchore. She said &quot;I&#039;m not a musician. I don&#039;t have an encore.&quot;
The crowd yelled and applauded and carried on, screaming for more.
She said &quot;Well, I could just do my old act...&quot;
And for the next forty-five or so minutes she did.
Suggested new questions for form 4473, the Firearm Transaction Record, that is required before a purchaser can acquire a gun: <b> Do you believe President Obama is an American citizen who was born in Hawaii? Y__N__ Do you believe dangerous forces have infiltrated the federal government and are about to take over this country? Y__N__ Do you ever receive instructions from your dog or your neighbor&#039;s dog regarding who you should shoot? Y__N__</b>
You could buy a whole pile of crap, and sort of casually toss in the K-Y.
Then she yells out to her husband in the back of the store, &quot;HOW MUCH IS THE K-Y?&quot; &quot;WHAT?&quot; &quot;THE K-Y LUBE!&quot; (Waves it around over her head.) &quot;HOW MUCH?&quot;
Might as well get the large family size.
MB:
Thank you!
Biff:
Thank you!
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=E2OL4WYFO60" target="_blank">For them that didn&#039;t catch it. </a>
Wing Nutz Daily and its readers were just surprised Barry Obama wasn&#039;t wearing the ring in his nose.
fuflans:
I&#039;m very sorry to read this. On Mother&#039;s Day we lost our beloved Bandit, a wonderful golden retriver (mostly - a little German shephard). He was an orphan we picked up from the mean streets of Oakland, and for seven years he lit up our life.
Flat out he was just the best dog in the world - all he ever wanted was to be loved and petted and walked and be part of our family. He was named Bandit because he made out like a bandit when we found him - and because he stole our hearts from the very first day.
It just broke our hearts when we had to put him to sleep...
hey you guys this is totally OT but you are all dear to me so i tell you anyway.
i came home today and found that my beautiful black and white gay (male) supermodel had left us. as he was technically supposed to have left us in about april of 2011 (and we lost his cage brother - my avatar - in 2008) this shouldn&#039;t have been a surprise. however, thru a happy combination of opiates, daily fluids and other assorted pharmacopoeia we had convinced ourselves that he was invincible.
in fact, he was merely determined to be The Most Svelte.
his name was harry and we will miss him. (here are pictures if you are so inclined): <a href="http://fuflans.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://fuflans.blogspot.com/">http://fuflans.blogspot.com...
&quot;A publication produced by Harvard law students in 1990 confirms Barack Obama wore a ring on his wedding-ring finger before he married Michelle in 1992.&quot;
Tomato, tomahto, law review, law revue. Because you always <i>wear</i> a ring when you want to <i>hide</i> it. See how he&#039;s hiding his left hand in the photo? And he took the ring off every time his left hand <i>was</i> photographed. EVERY TIME!!! More positive proof than this, could not be imagined!
I do hope Michelle gets to see this copy of WingNut Daily, because I like the thought of her dragging Bamz to bed with a big grin and &#039;forcing&#039; him to tell her all about it. (I think about this in a very respectful and abstract way, of course.)
Secretly married and wearing a ring ... two activities that always go well together.
I have to imagine people at WND sitting around, laughing hysterically and trying to top one another, wondering if there&#039;s <i>anything</i> they could <i>possibly</i> publish that would decrease sales to their brain-damaged readership.
Being able to read Wonkette at work is what Steve Jobs invented the iPhone for. True story.
Married to Elayne Boosler, one of the funniest women who ever lived. We saw her at The Punch Line in San Francisco, back in the day. She&#039;d come up from LA to try out her new act.
The crowd demanded an enchore. She said &quot;I&#039;m not a musician. I don&#039;t have an encore.&quot;
The crowd yelled and applauded and carried on, screaming for more.
She said &quot;Well, I could just do my old act...&quot;
And for the next forty-five or so minutes she did.
I assume the form will be examined by Joe Arpaio.
Dear Penthouse:
I really never thought that it could happen to me. I met this guy...
Suggested new questions for form 4473, the Firearm Transaction Record, that is required before a purchaser can acquire a gun: <b> Do you believe President Obama is an American citizen who was born in Hawaii? Y__N__ Do you believe dangerous forces have infiltrated the federal government and are about to take over this country? Y__N__ Do you ever receive instructions from your dog or your neighbor&#039;s dog regarding who you should shoot? Y__N__</b>
Isn&#039;t that what World Nut Daily is?
WND DISCOVERS SECRET KENYAN BRIDE!