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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

And we hope you're very busy.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Why not? Asking for a friend.

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M Dubs's avatar

Nah, mang. Every time I refresh the page I see your post again. I already saw it once, you don't need to keep showing me.

I'm getting the hang of these internets.

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therblig's avatar

Hutt

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Dolmance's avatar

That nose picking slob is so unbelievably disgusting, it's now advisable that the entire state of New Jersey needs to be banned from ever voting again, because clearly they cannot handle it.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Clinton/Booker2016? We don't have enough funeral homes to handle 100 million aneurysms.

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BetsyBleedingheart's avatar

Okay, so you know that scene in Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler realizes that his life is impossibly, irrevocably, irretrievably, incontrovertibly fucked?

This is Chris Christie's weird conversation with Alfred Molina. Just sayin'.

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Al F's avatar

Republicans want to pick as candidate what they have been wishing for a long time: Pick an American Putin.

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Mintie's avatar

Yes, but we put up with it from her because she's not a loathesome sack of pus.

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Melanie Aitken's avatar

Booger-eaters ?

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

"It's a big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Trump could always have Christie pull the victory chariot (a brand new Cadillac Escalade, I imagine).

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I read that as Trump had Christie's penis up his sleeve. And then I threw up.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

And fewer cookie crumbs.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Irrelevance? But how to make that happen I don't know.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

A lot of people to regain at least some of the weight over time. He's still eating smaller meals, just more of them apparently. Possibly just smaller voters than before.

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