Chris Christie knows how to pick a winner SEE WHAT WE DID THERE? [contextly_sidebar id="cfivKFAyibRrhSEgXuMWixw0goWRefAn"]So, what did everybody do last night? Did you make history by being some sort of lady girl Vagina-American who won Super Tuesday? Did you give a speech at the Mar-a-Lago resort about how your name is Donald J. Trump and you Made America Great Again on Tuesday by winning all the Republican contests? If your name is New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, you stood behind Trump and managed to convey ALL THE EMOTIONS you were feeling -- bitter, confused, forlorn, "No Lunchables In My Suit Pocket" -- while America watched. Also, you picked your nose.
That nose picking slob is so unbelievably disgusting, it's now advisable that the entire state of New Jersey needs to be banned from ever voting again, because clearly they cannot handle it.
Okay, so you know that scene in Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler realizes that his life is impossibly, irrevocably, irretrievably, incontrovertibly fucked?
This is Chris Christie's weird conversation with Alfred Molina. Just sayin'.
A lot of people to regain at least some of the weight over time. He's still eating smaller meals, just more of them apparently. Possibly just smaller voters than before.
And we hope you're very busy.
Why not? Asking for a friend.
Nah, mang. Every time I refresh the page I see your post again. I already saw it once, you don't need to keep showing me.
I'm getting the hang of these internets.
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That nose picking slob is so unbelievably disgusting, it's now advisable that the entire state of New Jersey needs to be banned from ever voting again, because clearly they cannot handle it.
Clinton/Booker2016? We don't have enough funeral homes to handle 100 million aneurysms.
Okay, so you know that scene in Boogie Nights when Dirk Diggler realizes that his life is impossibly, irrevocably, irretrievably, incontrovertibly fucked?
This is Chris Christie's weird conversation with Alfred Molina. Just sayin'.
Republicans want to pick as candidate what they have been wishing for a long time: Pick an American Putin.
Yes, but we put up with it from her because she's not a loathesome sack of pus.
Booger-eaters ?
"It's a big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."
Trump could always have Christie pull the victory chariot (a brand new Cadillac Escalade, I imagine).
I read that as Trump had Christie's penis up his sleeve. And then I threw up.
And fewer cookie crumbs.
Irrelevance? But how to make that happen I don't know.
A lot of people to regain at least some of the weight over time. He's still eating smaller meals, just more of them apparently. Possibly just smaller voters than before.