Can we talk? I mean, I'm sure you're busy with the campaign and the rumors and the cancer-stricken wife and the kids and stuff, but this is a little ridick, ok? You're in Iowa, there's snow on the ground and it's obviously fucking cold. I know that there's some boys handbook in campaigns that says you can't look manly and wear a coat, but you look a little ridiculous not, frankly. Go get yourself one of those nice tailored cashmere overcoats (or one in black and another in camel, if you insist on matching), they're soft, you'll look dashing and you won't look like some high school kid who won't wear a coat because he doesn't want to look uncool.
Dear John,
Dear John,
Dear John,
Can we talk? I mean, I'm sure you're busy with the campaign and the rumors and the cancer-stricken wife and the kids and stuff, but this is a little ridick, ok? You're in Iowa, there's snow on the ground and it's obviously fucking cold. I know that there's some boys handbook in campaigns that says you can't look manly and wear a coat, but you look a little ridiculous not, frankly. Go get yourself one of those nice tailored cashmere overcoats (or one in black and another in camel, if you insist on matching), they're soft, you'll look dashing and you won't look like some high school kid who won't wear a coat because he doesn't want to look uncool.