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tiredsucker's avatar

If he is re-"elected" it's game over man.

Jim's avatar

Poor ol` Diaper Dumper needs a clean diaper .

Zyxomma's avatar

I hope Warren is still in the running when NY gets to vote at the end of April, but no matter who the nominee, I'm voting for the Democrat. No staying home and pouting. no protest votes for third party candidates. This is a fight for our lives.

Lily412's avatar

In this case, Indipop lyrics.

It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Lol, you're an honorary Chamorro just for having to live there! I'm soooo sorry, it's hot/humid AF, and I always hated visiting when I was a kid.

Were you born in Bethesda Naval Hospital? My mom was, as my Chamorro grandpa was in the Navy as well.

Magyar Has Had It Up To Here's avatar

Yup, good ole Bethesda. I think I should be an honorary Guamanian based on my love of food, except fruit bat and breadfriut

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jettison? Questionable. He might think he's left them, but those grasping evil-rationalizing buttnuggets will cling to him no matter what.

They'll cite the scripture that okays it, whatever "it" is.

Chuck's avatar

With toilet paper stuck to his shoe.

Wookie Monster's avatar

But that’s not evidence of bias./s

Magyar Has Had It Up To Here's avatar

Now I want Lumpia and pancit for dinner

uptotheeyeballs's avatar

It's just that easy for Rupert Murdoch to make stuff happen.

Rupert is, basically, the most powerful man on earth, having smashed three of the world's great English-speaking democracies on behalf of a coalition of Russian oligarchs, Australian mining magnates, US oil billionaires, and Saudi princes. He can get executive orders signed, environmental protections slashed, Cabinet members hired (or fired), mergers and acquisitions approved, pardons shoved through, fiber optic deals killed, and missiles lobbed, all while profiteering wildly off crazy veers in trade and foreign policy----all this and more, simply by providing a script to Laura or Lou or Tucker or Sean, and feeding words through the tiny screen and into the rotting, oozing, twilit brain of the Republicans' president.

It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Oh shit, I hate those too! My favorite thing in the world is chicken or shrimp keleguen. Tinaktak is a close second, though.

It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Make pancit, it's super easy!