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Death Panel Roller Coaster

Ken Layne
Apr 21, 2011
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Here's something, to kill you with, after the Retirement Age is changed to "when you cannot stand up anymore, and your hands are gnarled wads of bone and skin flaps," and Paul Ryan needs some way to lure you to the Death Panel: Free roller coaster!And it ends in death.

Courtesy of our favorite blog, The Hairpin:  

"'Euthanasia Coaster' is a hypothetical euthanasia machine in the form of a roller coaster engineered to humanely – with elegance and euphoria – take the life of a human being. Riding the coaster’s track, the rider is subjected to a series of intensive motion elements that induce various unique experiences: from euphoria to thrill, and from tunnel vision to loss of consciousness, and, eventually, death."

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SheriffRoscoe
Aug 15

Throw in Mark Wahlberg to <a href="" target="_blank"> fingerbang me while we ride </a> the roller coaster of death, and I'm there.

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schmannity
Aug 15

"motion elements that induce various unique experiences: from euphoria to thrill, and from tunnel vision to loss of consciousness, and, eventually, death."

This sounds a lot like the Howard Dean campaign.

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