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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Throw in Mark Wahlberg to <a href="" target="_blank"> fingerbang me while we ride </a> the roller coaster of death, and I'm there.

schmannity's avatar

"motion elements that induce various unique experiences: from euphoria to thrill, and from tunnel vision to loss of consciousness, and, eventually, death."

This sounds a lot like the Howard Dean campaign.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Parent: "Hey kids! We're taking Grammy to the Tragic Kingdom this weekend!"

Kids: Yaaaaaay!!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I want to be the tough old bird that doesn't die until the 5th or 6th time around.

"Hey bitches...Fuck you, I'm still around. Send me around again!"

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Sorry for the HTML fail there. Imma try once more. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCBqIKyNRsc">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Believe it or not, I went on a "gimme head until I'm dead" ride prototype, back in late 2000. I died. And went to Hell. George W Bush was President. He read children's books while Americans were falling from the sky. He flew around New Orleans while Americans were drowning. He looked the other way while banks erased American's lifetime savings. Like I said, it was hell.

Now that I've been reincarnated, I hope I don't die again. Even by oral sex.