Well, to be technical - it's LAPD who has a yard sale on the pavement . . . but that doesn't make it any less awesome to watch, as they're fairly awful and racist also.
So I came to Wonkette and the Tabs were... hmm. OK, Last one is ice hole tripping and ... wait, it is not playing at all. Gonna b e that kind of day, I guess.
The first and last prayer breakfast I went to was an "optional" one arranged by my Army unit while Reagan was president. That was the only one I needed, to know that prayer breakfasts had nothing whatsoever to do with being even a marginally better human being.
"Georgia’s Loudermilk Joins Growing Wave of House Retirements
Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk will retire after more than a decade in the House, he announced Wednesday, adding to the growing wave of lawmakers heading for the exits before 2027." (Bloomberg,)
Mikey is not going to be Speaker long if this attrition continues. But what Democrat should replace him?
The one who believes in zero-ing out the ICE budget instead of some Tom Suozzi type "moderate" asking politely for "reforms" for things ICE WAS ALREADY SUPPOSED TO DO
Rupar (today): 'Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."'
Pro tip: if your local police are collaborating with ICE, they are also opening themselves up to liability for illegal acts and thus increased insurance premiums. If you have an in with the PD or electeds let them know this.
A Russian stand-up comedian has been jailed for nearly six years over a joke he made about a legless war veteran, which triggered outrage among nationalists and military bloggers.
Artemy Ostanin was handed a sentence of five years and nine months and a fine of 300,000 rubles (£2,800) on Wednesday after being convicted of inciting hatred.
The ruling is the latest in a series which have harshly punished people judged by the authorities to have spoken rudely or falsely about the Russian army as it is fighting in Ukraine...
Wonkitty and a superb owl playing ball. Your hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/a-superb-match
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/ff4de158-6a73-4164-9651-f0d0bd399193?utm_source=share
You can't spell catch without cat. Apparently you can't with cat, as well.
You can't spell catch without cat. Apparently you can't with cat, as well.
Looking forward to Puppy Bowel w/ the Kitteh Halftime Show!
was that Cover 2 or Man defence?
MVP gif for sure!
Owls and Wonkitties and pigskins, Oh My!
Superb Owl and Wonkitty for the win!
This is the long lost verse from ‘The Owl and the Pussycat’.
SUPERB OWL Week here in Wonkette-istan. Excellent.🦉🦉
Damn. I could not watch that tabs gif because it's too far away.
And people will boo at me.
Got my property tax evaluation yesterday. My house went up nearly $40,000. In one year. What the hell?
“Three days until BUNNYPOCALYPSE. You ready?” Nooo!
Look, the Bunny has admitted himself, he’s cute, but he’s BAD!
It’s in the name!
Wake up sheeple!
“Meet ‘Coalie’!”
Nooooo sustainable environment! (whistles then coughs and hacks)
Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕💯👍
Well, to be technical - it's LAPD who has a yard sale on the pavement . . . but that doesn't make it any less awesome to watch, as they're fairly awful and racist also.
So I came to Wonkette and the Tabs were... hmm. OK, Last one is ice hole tripping and ... wait, it is not playing at all. Gonna b e that kind of day, I guess.
The first and last prayer breakfast I went to was an "optional" one arranged by my Army unit while Reagan was president. That was the only one I needed, to know that prayer breakfasts had nothing whatsoever to do with being even a marginally better human being.
I can’t believe South Park didn’t come up with Coalie.
But they will introduce his brother, Holie.
Tom Homan's "drawing down" of ICE agents is welcome news, but you know who else used the term "drawing down"? Nixon and Kissinger.
A catchphrase without context. Emblematic, perfect.
"No hell hot enough for any of these motherfuckers."
We'll have to settle for a prison in Louisiana, then.
lol, comment on that tripping-ICE-cop video:
Freedom Smells Like Mustard And Onions @chimpgod.bsky.social
As an atheist I think it's that the foot of God reached out and tripped him.
5:48 AM · Feb 5, 2026
Another Republican bites the dust:
"Georgia’s Loudermilk Joins Growing Wave of House Retirements
Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk will retire after more than a decade in the House, he announced Wednesday, adding to the growing wave of lawmakers heading for the exits before 2027." (Bloomberg,)
Mikey is not going to be Speaker long if this attrition continues. But what Democrat should replace him?
The one who believes in zero-ing out the ICE budget instead of some Tom Suozzi type "moderate" asking politely for "reforms" for things ICE WAS ALREADY SUPPOSED TO DO
AOC!!!
We can only dream 🙏
Rupar (today): 'Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast: "I don't know how a person of faith can vote for a Democrat. I really don't. *crowd groans* I know we have some here today. I don't know why they're here, because they certainly don't give us their vote ... they cheat."'
" they cheat.""
Every accusation a confession
Also he is a straight up literal whited sepulchre, not a person of faith
He's the kind of Pharisee Jesus flipped the tables over to get to when he went into the moneylenders' temple
Come on
Voting for You Know Who is like choosing Barabbas over Christ. Happy to help!
Pro tip: if your local police are collaborating with ICE, they are also opening themselves up to liability for illegal acts and thus increased insurance premiums. If you have an in with the PD or electeds let them know this.
This is ... please say this a thousand more times and make sure everyone hears it
Please
"Why aren't 𝘸𝘦 leading the way on this?"
Stephen fuckin' Miller--
𝙍𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙙-𝙪𝙥 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣 𝙟𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙭 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙮 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚
A Russian stand-up comedian has been jailed for nearly six years over a joke he made about a legless war veteran, which triggered outrage among nationalists and military bloggers.
Artemy Ostanin was handed a sentence of five years and nine months and a fine of 300,000 rubles (£2,800) on Wednesday after being convicted of inciting hatred.
The ruling is the latest in a series which have harshly punished people judged by the authorities to have spoken rudely or falsely about the Russian army as it is fighting in Ukraine...
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/artemy-ostanin-russia-comedian-war-b2913963.html