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Anyone tell Ted Cruz to go fuck himself yet? No? Well, let me save y’all the trouble.

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Let me be perfectly clear: fuck Ted Cruz.

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This is a most perilous game of chicken. Let me be clear: President Biden should not negotiate a debt ceiling increase. My worry is that Qevin very obviously has zero influence over his caucus, among whom are members I fear would gladly cheer on default because they want to revel in their power to destroy. We’re gonna need some less-than-insane thugs to defect, and they know they’ll receive backlash for that.

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Just in case no one has mentioned it yet: FUCK TED CRUZ.

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Mint the goddamn coin.

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I believe Republicans did this before and it did not go well for them

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Wife, “Can you please send the money to pay the mortgage”Husband, “Only if you agree to participate in a threesome with my ex girlfriend once a week and then make me a Turkey sandwich”Wife, “Yeah , that’s not happening”Husband, “You won’t even negotiate???”

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They. Never. Learn.

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Who, Ted Cruz? Fuck that guy.

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A functioning MSM would make all of this completely unnecessary. This is a perfect example of the dangers of false equivalence and 'both sides do itism'

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What’s wrong with a…?

Nevermind.

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Learning is Elitist!

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And ya know what else? Fuck Ted Cruz.

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At some point, you’d think it would come up that the debt ceiling fails to be a problem if there’s a Republican president.

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Glad to see the Dems standing strong on this.

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Glad they're holding firm.Make McCarthy squirm.

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