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Mere probing attacks to assess the Red Army strengths, nothing to see here

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Oh, we're leaving all right. When, and how many will walk onto the planes, is still a question

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The neighbors from across the Sea would like a word https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sorry

I watched it kill my former business partner and close friend

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Yeah, but what if it comes fer out gunz? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I see helicopters on the embassy rooftop.....again.

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Is it me, or are our Generals rather dense?

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So, lemme get this straight... aahhh, fuck it.

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Yeah, but in all fairness, that's probably just his spending money. No joke.

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Of course they don't, how do you carpet bomb cities if you value foreigners lives?

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Well, yes, FDR didn’t agree with Japan about their attack on Pearl Harbor, and FDR didn’t quite see eye to eye on Hitler’s declaration of war against the US, so, yes, I guess that counts as a Democrat getting us into a war.

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Oh, and Vietnam, 1955 was Ike, a guy I kind of like, and the later stages of the war it was Nixon, but hey, it’s not like you’re trying to form any kind of meaningful argument or something.

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So I just saw a WaPo headline that said "War with Iran is Less Likely Than You Think" [which, percentage-wise, doesn't reassure much]. Does this mean we should start stockpiling soap and shoes? Pardon my denseness, but are we at war yet? Or is that tomorrow?

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Mongers, each and every one of them.

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For the time being, we're still at war with Eastasia. As we have alwasy been. But do check the morning news.

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