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wait!! we do have a reason to live?

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"You ever put on a full set of pads in a Texan fall "

Texas players are menstruating?

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It's one of life's cruelest thorns that flying a high-performance aircraft like that is economically and ecologically irresponsible and an exercise in warcraft. To shoot past billowy clouds, fly straight upward in a corkscrew roll, accelerate like the Big Bang -- "to touch the face of God", like the TV sign-off used to say -- is too important to waste on military officers. Unless they are also Zen masters or something.

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Think "air conditioning."

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Kind of an expensive way to knock the ice off of the roof. Texas, land of the overkill.

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Lunging and sprinting in shoulder pads and helmets is not really the point. Have you ever tried to eat a cardboard tray of nachos and drink a Miller Lite in 104 degree weather? The cheese liquifies, and the beer can reach British-like temperatures.

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Stop griping ya liberaltarians. $450K is practically nothing. It would only fund ten teachers for a year. You can't compare that with 2 seconds of teevee time at the Stupor Bowl.

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