Our story this morning about the bloviations of Redd Foxx comedy sketch escapee Abdul-Hakim Shabazz and his brilliantly satirical attempts to bum money off panhandlers got noticed by Mr. Shabazz himself, who must spend a fair amount of each day self-googling. Careful you don't go blind, Mr. Shabazz! He dropped an attempted comment in the ol' queue, and we just couldn't wait to share it:
<i>Yes, that&#039;s correct, the upstarts who leveled the playing field and who made stock trading far cheaper for investors big and small - these are the villains; and the disgruntled guys who used to feed at the trough of the two-tiered market are the heroes.</i>
Interesting. The impact of what Wall Streeters do outside their tiny, hermetically sealed world is not even on the radar. Fucking sociopaths.
He self-proclaims his b(l)og to be &quot;the premiere website for political news and analysis regarding Indianapolis and Central Indiana,&quot; so he ought to fit right in.
&quot;All the hits&quot; from his two dozen readers? You&#039;re assuming that Mr. Smug would make the effort to link to Wonkette, which I very much doubt.
Does it really take that much effort to say &quot;Sorry man, no&quot; when someone asks for money?
You know if he really wanted to upsize his douchegame to super-king-scumbag, he should have told them they could you know, <i>work</i> for the money, winkwink nudgenudge.
<i>Yes, that&#039;s correct, the upstarts who leveled the playing field and who made stock trading far cheaper for investors big and small - these are the villains; and the disgruntled guys who used to feed at the trough of the two-tiered market are the heroes.</i>
Interesting. The impact of what Wall Streeters do outside their tiny, hermetically sealed world is not even on the radar. Fucking sociopaths.
<i>a newspaper owned by Dan Quayle</i>
Aha! So <i>that&#039;s</i> the one Sarah Palin reads.
I would pay cash money to watch that episode of Jeopardy.
&quot;I&#039;ll take Legitimate Rape for 200, Alex.&quot;
Etc.
No problem, Shabby -- when it comes to rich douchebags, my foot is an equal opportunity ass-kicker!
He&#039;s entitled to the title. The adjective &quot;elite&quot;, however, is reserved for his betters.
I&#039;m pretty sure the private clubs are much more affordable in Indianapolis. And much less selective.
He self-proclaims his b(l)og to be &quot;the premiere website for political news and analysis regarding Indianapolis and Central Indiana,&quot; so he ought to fit right in.
&quot;Most sane, rational people thought what I did was brilliant...&quot;
In your dreams, moran.
&quot;All the hits&quot; from his two dozen readers? You&#039;re assuming that Mr. Smug would make the effort to link to Wonkette, which I very much doubt.
Everything you need to know about Indiana:
Northern half - flatter and more boring than western Ohio. And that is saying something.
Southern half - slightly less hilly and poorer than Kentucky. And that is saying something too.
Southern half: where the people of southern Illinois go to &#039;get away from it all.&#039;
I was wondering this very same thing. It can&#039;t be due to the cigar smoke, he&#039;s already a rank shit.
Sam&#039;s Club?
Steak for lunch?
Somebody&#039;s arteries aren&#039;t clogging fast enough.
Does it really take that much effort to say &quot;Sorry man, no&quot; when someone asks for money?
You know if he really wanted to upsize his douchegame to super-king-scumbag, he should have told them they could you know, <i>work</i> for the money, winkwink nudgenudge.
Steak? You&#039;ll get only AnusBurgers here, Shabazz! Though they are Halal.