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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Yes, that's correct, the upstarts who leveled the playing field and who made stock trading far cheaper for investors big and small - these are the villains; and the disgruntled guys who used to feed at the trough of the two-tiered market are the heroes.</i>

Interesting. The impact of what Wall Streeters do outside their tiny, hermetically sealed world is not even on the radar. Fucking sociopaths.

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malsperanza's avatar

<i>a newspaper owned by Dan Quayle</i>

Aha! So <i>that's</i> the one Sarah Palin reads.

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malsperanza's avatar

I would pay cash money to watch that episode of Jeopardy.

"I'll take Legitimate Rape for 200, Alex."

Etc.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

No problem, Shabby -- when it comes to rich douchebags, my foot is an equal opportunity ass-kicker!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He's entitled to the title. The adjective "elite", however, is reserved for his betters.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm pretty sure the private clubs are much more affordable in Indianapolis. And much less selective.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He self-proclaims his b(l)og to be "the premiere website for political news and analysis regarding Indianapolis and Central Indiana," so he ought to fit right in.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Most sane, rational people thought what I did was brilliant..."

In your dreams, moran.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"All the hits" from his two dozen readers? You're assuming that Mr. Smug would make the effort to link to Wonkette, which I very much doubt.

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artem1s's avatar

Everything you need to know about Indiana:

Northern half - flatter and more boring than western Ohio. And that is saying something.

Southern half - slightly less hilly and poorer than Kentucky. And that is saying something too.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Southern half: where the people of southern Illinois go to 'get away from it all.'

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I was wondering this very same thing. It can't be due to the cigar smoke, he's already a rank shit.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sam's Club?

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diogenez's avatar

Steak for lunch?

Somebody's arteries aren't clogging fast enough.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Does it really take that much effort to say "Sorry man, no" when someone asks for money?

You know if he really wanted to upsize his douchegame to super-king-scumbag, he should have told them they could you know, <i>work</i> for the money, winkwink nudgenudge.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Steak? You'll get only AnusBurgers here, Shabazz! Though they are Halal.

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