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Dawkins is deliberately abrasive because he thinks it's an effective strategy; I don't find the insults helpful, and I think he's an ass. But here's an idea: the day religious folks--and religious institutions--are willing to credit me with having morals and ethics without Omnipotent Skyman, I will return some respect.

I don't care what other people believe, or how they use their faith, and they are welcome to be hypcrites along with everyone else.

But I bitterly resist the notion that moral and ethical behavior is linked to supernatural belief. And I have deep, deep contempt for those who tie morals and ethics to a fear of damnation in the next life. That notion deserves neither politeness nor respect, and gets none from me.

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The hundred bucks he spent on the therapist might have been better spent on a different sort of professional.

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Where you're expected to quit halfway through the semester.

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Regarding those who tie morals and ethics to a fear of damnation: we should probably be grateful for the superstitions that keep them in check.

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Meh. There's nothing remotely entertaining about a Palin-PETA slapfest. Plus, the dog wasn't bothered by it in the least - - he and Trig are the smartest ingredients in this fracassée.

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On those occasions when it actually works, sure.

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And you'll find the name of his band. :)

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Sister Mary Bernadette???

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And we aren't too bad with the litotes either.....we use ALL the literary tools, right Dinsdale?

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I know that joke. Well done.

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Guinnessarians?

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"Ass-fucking" is in fact how I spell the term for a performance using an inverted sackbut. (Especially a rusty one.) The thing itself is not my style personally but otherwise I have no problem with it.

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Here's what I don't understand about the MFA. Women and specifically feminists hate them? They can't find a good woman? They can't find <i>dates</i>? What the everloving fuck?

Since my divorce in '92 from a "all sex is rape" Dworkin misinterpretor, I have not had a whole lot of trouble with this this whole man-hating/no good women thing/dating thing. Especially given the fact I am old, gray, and fat. I do, however, bathe, brush my teeth, and posses a good sense of humor, and most importantly, I possess the social skills necessary to not seek out people who are, for whatever reason righteous or otherwise, not going to like me.

Dash: So, would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime? Woman: Urrr, no. My...cat is sick. Dash: Oh that sucks. I hope she feels better.

:::Dash walks away:::

MRA: So, would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime? Woman: Urrr, no. My...cat is sick. MRA: :::who does this bitch think she is turning down my polite overtures with such a lame excuse? I must pursue her harder to prove that I am, as a man, right:::

Congratulations, Quest for Fire boy. Your protection order is in the mail.

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"Now march yourself over to that corner, kneel on those peas and pray to the Lord Our Father for forgiveness, and don't stand up again until I say so!"

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You know, I would have complimented you, Cally, but I was too shy.

Signed,

The Awkward Teenage Boy In The Next Row.

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Airedale Terrier Rescue & Adoption?

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