You get Santa's Trap Door, that's what ya get! We know we just brought you a whole bunch of dumb submissions to our comments section Sunday, but darned if we could wait for the weekend to run these latest effusions of derp, from some wingnut named "Donald T." in Washington DC. The comments were made in June, but
I'd like to have that whole comment on a T-shirt!!!!!
My best bud wants me to come to LA TO hold his hand while he quits smoking. I KNOW he's going to be a bear. I'd do it if I could afford to take 10 days off of work. I want him to outlive me since he's 7 years my junior.
Also, those temperatures? That is CRAZY. I'll be more than happy to keep my weak, spineless character, but thanks for the offer to come up and literally freeze my ass off. If I ever decide that I want to be insanely cold, i cant think of 2 people i'd rather freeze to death with. 😁
I will have you know, sir, that I come from a proud Southern lineage full of sissies, cowards, scoundrels, and Lily livered, yellow bellied, ne'er do wells, and none of us ever liked cold, or even mild discomfort. We are NOT ashamed.
Ummm...did someone say "Tater Tots?" Go on...I'm listening.
I'm near Lexington, KY. At the moment, and it is 19 degrees. I find this very disagreeable. At least I did get to hear a young man trying on a pair of Gucci loafers say "I dont know, I'd only wear them for Derby." His mother replied "well, then you'll just save them for Derby." Yes, darling, I'll buy you these $500 shoes that you shall only wear once. I hope the revolution IS televised. Sheesh!
I hope you two have a nice bottle of bubbly for your NYE festivities, and I hope your mom makes it...or stays home where it's warm.
You truly do NOT want to see southerners trying to navigate in the snow and ice. I was in Atlanta a few weeks ago when they had their 3 inches. They lowered the speed limit to 35, and traffic was backed up to Timbuktu. MAJOR clusterfuck. Of course, i dread going through Atlanta on a good day.
My mom will be fine. She said she was staying home the next 3 days. I think it's going to be 60 by Monday. Apparently the cops are having a tough time convincing people to stay home, so people are sliding off the roads. Have they never heard of a snow day?
Thanks for the offer of the snow blower, but I'm in Pittsburgh, headed for Ohio...freezing my ass off, but at least the roads are clear.
Keep in mind Charleston gets snow about once every 30 years, so they are COMPLETELY unprepared. I doubt they've even got a snow plow.
The smart thing to do is just stay home, but South Carolina man loves to get people to hold his frozen beer, while he takes his jacked up Ford for a spin. I'm sure it's a complete clusterfuck down there. People around here keep saying "I bet you wish you were back home." Ha! No thank you.
Did Holly bring her fainting couch eith her? I'll need one of those to take my afternoon sabbatical with, and/or whenever I get the vapors.
I spoke to my mom last night and asked her what the snow plow situation was. She said she thought they may have found one. I guess that guy who bought it 10 years ago looks like a real genius now.
You two try to stay warm, and I'll do the same. See ya when it thaws!!!
This rant deserves a posting of Rucka Rucka Ali's take on Ebola. Rucka is a dirtier version of Weird Al.WARNING Rucka's parodies are addictive and may cause you to fall into a rabbit hole, a deep rabbit hole, of hilarity. Also note that Rucka's goal is to offend every single person on the planet. That said, on to the show...https://www.youtube.com/wat...ETA He's done Version 2.0, with new images in the video.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
At the Christmas Eve pot luck, all my lady cousins, my cool SIL and my mother took over the dining room and celebrated Black Girl Magic. I haven't seen this video from Seth Meyer's show featured on Wonkette, but my one cousin that works in video production at CNN played it, and then repeated the replay so we could dissect and digest All The Points.May I present Amber Explains How Black Women Saved America from Roy Moorehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...
‘Donald T.’ Has Thoughts
Wait. What?
Doesn't having some thoughts require more than two functioning neurons?
I'd like to have that whole comment on a T-shirt!!!!!
My best bud wants me to come to LA TO hold his hand while he quits smoking. I KNOW he's going to be a bear. I'd do it if I could afford to take 10 days off of work. I want him to outlive me since he's 7 years my junior.
Also, those temperatures? That is CRAZY. I'll be more than happy to keep my weak, spineless character, but thanks for the offer to come up and literally freeze my ass off. If I ever decide that I want to be insanely cold, i cant think of 2 people i'd rather freeze to death with. 😁
El Ano de anos.
I will have you know, sir, that I come from a proud Southern lineage full of sissies, cowards, scoundrels, and Lily livered, yellow bellied, ne'er do wells, and none of us ever liked cold, or even mild discomfort. We are NOT ashamed.
Naaah, i'm a sissy and a coward, but not a flouncer.
Well, I DID have a mint Julep!
Ummm...did someone say "Tater Tots?" Go on...I'm listening.
I'm near Lexington, KY. At the moment, and it is 19 degrees. I find this very disagreeable. At least I did get to hear a young man trying on a pair of Gucci loafers say "I dont know, I'd only wear them for Derby." His mother replied "well, then you'll just save them for Derby." Yes, darling, I'll buy you these $500 shoes that you shall only wear once. I hope the revolution IS televised. Sheesh!
I hope you two have a nice bottle of bubbly for your NYE festivities, and I hope your mom makes it...or stays home where it's warm.
ANYTHING is better wrapped in bacon. I'm pretty sure bacon would be better if it was wrapped in bacon.
I heard the temps for NY today...brutal. I left NY in 1994 after that ridiculously cold winter.
You truly do NOT want to see southerners trying to navigate in the snow and ice. I was in Atlanta a few weeks ago when they had their 3 inches. They lowered the speed limit to 35, and traffic was backed up to Timbuktu. MAJOR clusterfuck. Of course, i dread going through Atlanta on a good day.
My mom will be fine. She said she was staying home the next 3 days. I think it's going to be 60 by Monday. Apparently the cops are having a tough time convincing people to stay home, so people are sliding off the roads. Have they never heard of a snow day?
Thanks for the offer of the snow blower, but I'm in Pittsburgh, headed for Ohio...freezing my ass off, but at least the roads are clear.
Keep in mind Charleston gets snow about once every 30 years, so they are COMPLETELY unprepared. I doubt they've even got a snow plow.
The smart thing to do is just stay home, but South Carolina man loves to get people to hold his frozen beer, while he takes his jacked up Ford for a spin. I'm sure it's a complete clusterfuck down there. People around here keep saying "I bet you wish you were back home." Ha! No thank you.
Did Holly bring her fainting couch eith her? I'll need one of those to take my afternoon sabbatical with, and/or whenever I get the vapors.
I spoke to my mom last night and asked her what the snow plow situation was. She said she thought they may have found one. I guess that guy who bought it 10 years ago looks like a real genius now.
You two try to stay warm, and I'll do the same. See ya when it thaws!!!
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This rant deserves a posting of Rucka Rucka Ali's take on Ebola. Rucka is a dirtier version of Weird Al.WARNING Rucka's parodies are addictive and may cause you to fall into a rabbit hole, a deep rabbit hole, of hilarity. Also note that Rucka's goal is to offend every single person on the planet. That said, on to the show...https://www.youtube.com/wat...ETA He's done Version 2.0, with new images in the video.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Am I supposed to believe there are 26 other @rudy goberts?
At the Christmas Eve pot luck, all my lady cousins, my cool SIL and my mother took over the dining room and celebrated Black Girl Magic. I haven't seen this video from Seth Meyer's show featured on Wonkette, but my one cousin that works in video production at CNN played it, and then repeated the replay so we could dissect and digest All The Points.May I present Amber Explains How Black Women Saved America from Roy Moorehttps://www.youtube.com/wat...
Wow -- I thought Assmouth didn't know anything about other cultures, but look -- he's got a prejudice for every country.